Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
Practice safe snacks - always use condiments.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but
mean your mother.
I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
If electricity comes from electrons... does that
mean that morality comes from morons?
Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Banning the bra was a big flop.
Sea captains don't like crew cuts.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
Without geometry, life is pointless.
When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
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In high school, I once dated two girls at the same time. Their names
were Edith and Kate. Eventually, I got caught -- which goes to prove
that you can't have your Kate and Edith too.
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