A fellow was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lb. due to serious health risks. As he wondered how he would ever do it, he ran across an ad for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM. "Yeah, right!" he thought.But, desperate, he calls them up and subscribes to the 3-day/10-lb weight loss program.
The next day there's a knock at his door. When he answers, there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-yr-old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought he takes off after her.
A few miles later, huffing & puffing, he finally catches her & has his way with her. After she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does business!" The same girl shows up for the next 2 days & the same thing happens. On the 4th day, he weighs himself & is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs, as promised.
He calls the company & orders their 5-day/20-lb. program. The next day there's a knock at the door & there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen, wearing nothing but Reebok running
shoes & a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape & it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp & wheeze. For the next 4 days, the same routine happens. Much to his delight, on the 5th day he weighs himself & found he has lost another 20 lbs!
He decides to go for broke & calls the company to order the 7-day/50-lb program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds Richard Simmons standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine.
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