Message from above.

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Message from above.

Postby Donnie111 » Mon Jul 21, 2003 5:35 pm

Ten years ago there was a flood in Amsterdam. There was also a priest. All the people were being evacuated. When the water came to the priests knees there came a man that said:''Come with me, or you are gonna drown''.
The priest replied:''I'm waiting for god to safe me''. The man left. A few hours later the water raised to his waist.
A man in a rubber boat came to him and said:''Get in the boat, or you gonna die''.
And again the priest replied:''I'm waiting for god to safe me''. The boat left. When the water came to the neck of the priest a helicopter hovered above him.
The pilot said:''Climb on board, or you are a dead man''.
And agian the priest says that hes gonna be saved by god.
Ten minutes later he drowned and got to heaven. When he stand at the gate he askes Petrus why he wasn't saved by god.
Petrus replied:''First god send you a man, then he send a boat and at last he send a helicopter.
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