The best insult ever...

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The best insult ever...

Postby Wing Nut » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:28 pm

Really now, what is the best insult you ever heard?  Make 'em good too, no cheesy ones.  Mine is below...


Your mother called, she wants me to come over again tonight and help shave her back...
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Re: The best insult ever...

Postby visitor » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:32 pm

When you ask a young lady if she would like to----
and she answers "Yes but not with you"


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Re: The best insult ever...

Postby russ » Fri Jul 11, 2003 8:43 am

Here is one:

"You remind me of a famous movie star."
"Really? Which one?"
"Lassie."
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Re: The best insult ever...

Postby Liam » Mon Jul 14, 2003 4:50 am

Godzilla works aswell as lassie. ;D
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Re: The best insult ever...

Postby NJDEVILS » Mon Jul 14, 2003 5:20 am

OH SH** THATS FOUL!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The best insult ever...

Postby Crumbso » Fri Jul 18, 2003 7:08 pm

"you're drunk!"

" and you're ugly but i'll be sober in the morning"




And you have my respect if you know who said that.
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Re: The best insult ever...

Postby Lurch » Fri Jul 18, 2003 7:32 pm

"you're drunk!"

" and you're ugly but i'll be sober in the morning"




And you have my respect if you know who said that.

Winston Churchill.

You also have to love when a woman told him "If you were my husband I'd poison your tea" and he said  "If I was your husband I'd gladly drink it" ;D
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Re: The best insult ever...

Postby russ » Fri Jul 18, 2003 7:47 pm

He also said "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol out of me."

;D ;D ;D

Sorry that its not the insult, but still.
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Re: The best insult ever...

Postby Ronnie » Sat Jul 19, 2003 11:40 pm

Go up to a girl you can't stand and say, "If you didn't have feet, would you wear shoes? No? Then why do you wear a bra?  ;D
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Re: The best insult ever...

Postby russ » Sun Jul 20, 2003 1:34 am

LOL   ;D ;D
That is a good one Ronnie, but i think if u tell that to a girl you are gonna get kicked in the scrotch or something like that.
LOL
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Re: The best insult ever...

Postby KIMBER » Sun Jul 20, 2003 12:59 pm

[quote]Go up to a girl you can't stand and say, "If you didn't have feet, would you wear shoes? No? Then why do you wear a bra?
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