You Know your Computors Old when:

[visitor]

You get this Email;

Dear Sir,Madam;

I was hacking about and got into your system last
night, I have never seen anything so old, slow and
corrupted, I removed two viruses, 278 spywares,
2139 porn site cookies, and did a system restore
and defrag. updated your drivers and paid your water
bill, sent your sister the birthday card you forgot, by
the way, your car tags are over due, your mastercard
is two months late, and I balanced your checkbook!
Your X wife is still writting checks on it, might look into
that!
I would not rush out and buy FS2004, It dosen't come
on floppies!!

Yours truly

Dan the hacker

[Liam]

Ahaha.

I got an Email very similar to that.

[Iroquois]

I removed two viruses, 278 spywares, 2139 porn site cookies

Sounds like my system.

[Donnie111]

LOL

[russ]

Sounds like my system.

same here

lol