alcohol warning labels

[ozzy72]

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcahol may Mack you tink you can tipe real gode. ====================================================

[visitor]

N icE

[Wing Nut]

The consumption of alchohol has NEVER caused me to wonder what the hell happened to my bra and panties!  What am I doing wrong?

[visitor]

[quote]The consumption of alchohol has NEVER caused me to wonder what the hell happened to my bra and panties!

[Wing Nut]

[glb];) I'll never tell... [/glb]

[Smoke2much]

So we can assume, you wear said objects and
are fully aware of where they are???
Please not in front of the kids!

X

In fact the consumption of alcohol is more likely to make me think it is a great idea to put said items on and think it is really funny!

Went to one Rocky Horror night when heavily under the influence.  Nuff said

[EirePlane]

[quote]The consumption of alchohol has NEVER caused me to wonder what the hell happened to my bra and panties!

[Fozzer]

I ALWAYS ignore warning labels on bottles of alcohol... ...!

Cheers...HIC... ...!
Paul.
(England...I think...)... ...!