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Postby Lurch » Thu Jul 10, 2003 6:27 pm

A truck driver sees a priest on the side of the road & stops to give him a lift.A while later he sees a lawyer and steers his truck towards him.He glances at the priest & realises he cant run over the lawyer.He drives past but looking back he cant see the man."I'm sorry father,' the driver says.'I barely missed that lawyer at the side of the road.'  'Dont worry,son,'the priest says.'I got him with my door'
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Re: Truck Driver

Postby visitor » Thu Jul 10, 2003 6:34 pm

Works for me ;D

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Re: Truck Driver

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Fri Jul 11, 2003 5:58 pm

;D
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Re: Truck Driver

Postby Iroquois » Fri Jul 11, 2003 6:51 pm

Would this priest happen to be from Pheonix? Sorry but Leno has been making fun of that guy for weeks.  ;D
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