A frog

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A frog

Postby stormy » Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:53 am

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her
  nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.


  "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."


  Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.


  The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and
that
  it's okay, he knows the bank manager.


  Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
collateral.
  The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain
elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very
confused,Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
manager and disappears into a back office.


  She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger
out
  there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants

to use this as collateral."


  She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is
this?"






  (you're gonna love this)






  (its a real treat)






  (masterpiece)
 :o





  (wait for it)

 :P ::)








  The bank manager looks back at her and says...


  "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a
  Rolling Stone."


  (You're singing it, aren't you?!!)
 ;D ;)
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Re: A frog

Postby visitor » Thu Jul 10, 2003 3:00 pm

Stormy gets a PITA :P with double bars!!!
and a BUTTHEAD::) to hang it on!!!!

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Re: A frog

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu Jul 10, 2003 3:35 pm

Havn't heard that one for a long time. ;D
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Re: A frog

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Thu Jul 10, 2003 6:04 pm

never heard that one  ;D
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