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scary medical fact

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Jul 07, 2003 3:03 am

This is apparently true.......

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with huge tits and massive erections but absolutely no recollection what to do with them.
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Re: scary medical fact

Postby BFMF » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:43 am

Sounds about right ;D
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Re: scary medical fact

Postby Smoke2much » Thu Jul 10, 2003 12:04 am

Also the number of available beds in the NHS is decreasing at the same rate as the number of admissions to hospital is increasing.

If things continue at the current rate by 2050 there will be 58,000 patients in my hospital sharing one bed.

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Re: scary medical fact

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jul 10, 2003 1:21 am

Sounds like you could land a 747 on that bed there Will ;D
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Re: scary medical fact

Postby Depresurisation » Thu Jul 10, 2003 10:19 am

lol  ;)
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