A story with a moral

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A story with a moral

Postby stormy » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:39 am

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My
parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
me. And my girlfriend? She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much
indeed. That one thing was her younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses. She
would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant
view of
her underwear. It had to be
deliberate. She never did it when she was near
anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be
married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome  and  didn't really want to
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love
to me just once before I got married and committed my
life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her  panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment,  then  turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped
out of the house and walked straight towards my car.
> > > > > > > > > > > >> > > > > >> > > > > >
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With
tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family." The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car.  :o :o :o ::)
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Re: A story with a moral

Postby BFMF » Tue Jul 08, 2003 1:42 am

been posted before ;)

still funny ;D
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Re: A story with a moral

Postby stormy » Tue Jul 08, 2003 12:15 pm

been posted before ;)

still funny ;D

ANDREW.. bite me............lol :P :P ;D
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Re: A story with a moral

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Jul 08, 2003 8:30 pm

lol ;D

anyone think Andrew deserves the PITA,  ;D
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Re: A story with a moral

Postby russ » Tue Jul 08, 2003 8:36 pm

Wat's PITA? ???
Sorry, never heard of this before.
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Re: A story with a moral

Postby visitor » Tue Jul 08, 2003 9:05 pm

It's a Stormy Pain in the ass


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Re: A story with a moral

Postby russ » Tue Jul 08, 2003 9:53 pm

[quote]
anyone think Andrew deserves the PITA,
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Re: A story with a moral

Postby stormy » Tue Jul 08, 2003 9:54 pm

It's a Stormy Pain in the ass


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Hey !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! watch it buster.................. :'( :'( :'( ;D
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Re: A story with a moral

Postby visitor » Tue Jul 08, 2003 10:14 pm

Is a PITA, better than a BUTTHEAD??
??? ???
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Re: A story with a moral

Postby Chadza » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:28 am

what does BUTTHEAD stand for!? Now I'm totally confused! ::) :D

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Re: A story with a moral

Postby KIMBER » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:35 pm

Chadza;

A BUTTHEAD is someone who talks too much
about something they know nothing about and
puts up pictures they shouldn't, and embarrasses
me all the time!!
They are easy to spot, they sleep on sofas in the
study and are named things like "x" "visitor"
"PaPa"

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