Lost in the fog...

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Lost in the fog...

Postby stormy » Thu Jul 03, 2003 11:54 am

;D ;D ;D
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a hand-written sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign read "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign read "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, flew directly to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.

After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position.

The pilot responded "Well, the answer they gave me was technically correct but completely useless...so it had to be the Microsoft Customer Support!"
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Re: Lost in the fog...

Postby BFMF » Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:07 pm

That's been posted atleast a dozen times already ::)
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Re: Lost in the fog...

Postby stormy » Thu Jul 03, 2003 8:46 pm

" grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" stamp stamp my feet..
That's been posted atleast a dozen times already ::)
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Re: Lost in the fog...

Postby russ » Sat Jul 05, 2003 4:18 pm

That's been posted atleast a dozen times already ::)


But still funny and true
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Re: Lost in the fog...

Postby stormy » Sat Jul 05, 2003 4:23 pm


But still funny and true

Thank you.. I thought so too........ ;D
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Re: Lost in the fog...

Postby Craig. » Sat Jul 05, 2003 4:24 pm

first time i have heard it ;D
great joke
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