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delivering babies

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Jun 30, 2003 2:46 am

The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said:
"Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing."
Soon, a lusty baby boy was brought into the world.
"Och!" said the doctor. "Don't be in a rush to put the lantern by...I think there's yet another wee bairn to come."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a bonnie lass.
"Na, dinna be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, lad...It seems there's yet another one besides!" cried the doctor.
The crofter scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor: "Well, now, mon. Do ye suppose the light's attracting them?"
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Re: delivering babies

Postby visitor » Mon Jun 30, 2003 11:44 am

I like IT,

Kimber's going to love IT,

She has two sisters, they
were dawn to the same light!
Yes! She's one of a set of three!!

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Re: delivering babies

Postby stormy » Mon Jun 30, 2003 3:47 pm

lol thats a good one.. hey is kimber and her  sisters identical ?
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Re: delivering babies

Postby visitor » Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:38 pm

Stormy;

No, Kimber is about  6 inches taller and
and 30 lbs lighter than her sisters and
the only blonde, she took after her Mom
and Karen and Katie took after their Dad!!
But all 3 are solid 10s,

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Re: delivering babies

Postby stormy » Mon Jun 30, 2003 11:34 pm

[quote]Stormy;

No, Kimber is about
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Re: delivering babies

Postby Bob_Ebophalus » Tue Jul 01, 2003 4:45 pm

i think kimber is about an 11
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Re: delivering babies

Postby visitor » Tue Jul 01, 2003 6:35 pm

Bob;

i think kimber is about an 11


Yea! But she's 6' 3" and mean!!

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Re: delivering babies

Postby Squeek » Wed Jul 02, 2003 3:40 pm

and this comming from her, dad? keep things honest, not partcial! but i agree with the, ummmm not gona continue
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Re: delivering babies

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Wed Jul 02, 2003 5:14 pm

[quote]Stormy;

No, Kimber is about
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Re: delivering babies

Postby stormy » Wed Jul 02, 2003 5:17 pm

you are such a brat Andrew.. lol ::) ::) ;)
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Re: delivering babies

Postby visitor » Thu Jul 03, 2003 12:36 am

Woodlouse:

Kimbers hair is a little darker, she spends a
lot of time in the sun, brother live in Honolulu!
But much lighter than her sis's!

USAF;

Kimber is not my daughter!! She's, well
Let's not continue this! ::)

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Re: delivering babies

Postby BFMF » Thu Jul 03, 2003 1:42 am

you are such a brat Andrew.. lol ::) ::) ;)


Did I miss something ??? ::) :-[ :-X
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Re: delivering babies

Postby stormy » Thu Jul 03, 2003 11:51 am


Did I miss something ??? ::) :-[ :-X



oops Sorry" Andrew" I meant Woodlouse is such a brat ;) ;D
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Re: delivering babies

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu Jul 03, 2003 2:33 pm



oops Sorry" Andrew" I meant Woodlouse is such a brat ;) ;D

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Re: delivering babies

Postby stormy » Thu Jul 03, 2003 9:12 pm

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Thank you I needed that..... ;D
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