the bunny and the snake

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the bunny and the snake

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Jun 27, 2003 2:19 am

Once upon a time, allegedly, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By surprising coincidence both were blind from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down.
This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.
"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you.  I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."
"It's quite okay," replied the snake.   "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could kinda slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful." replied the bunny.
So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny."
"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny  in obvious excitement.
The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you with my paw, and help you the same way you've helped me."
So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're scaly and smooth, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls.
I'd say you must be either a consultant, a computer programmer, or possibly someone in  senior management."
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Re: the bunny and the snake

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Fri Jun 27, 2003 8:49 am

;D
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Re: the bunny and the snake

Postby BFMF » Sat Jun 28, 2003 2:14 pm

lol ;D
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Re: the bunny and the snake

Postby Lethal.Ambition » Sat Jun 28, 2003 3:12 pm

I don't get it. what does that have to do with ppl? someone please explain.
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Re: the bunny and the snake

Postby Vic » Tue Jul 01, 2003 9:44 am

Ouch...dissss :P and the joke is that people in Senior Management have no backbone and no balls, its kinda an expression. (means they are double crossing cowards)
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Re: the bunny and the snake

Postby Lethal.Ambition » Tue Jul 01, 2003 6:10 pm

Oh I get it. OK.
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Re: the bunny and the snake

Postby Squeek » Wed Jul 02, 2003 3:57 pm

I brobably shouldnt say anything, i will just ruin it!
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