The Benefits of Sign Language

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The Benefits of Sign Language

Postby stormy » Sun Jun 29, 2003 5:21 pm

> > > > The Mafia Godfather bursts into the office of his former
> > > > accountant, who is a deaf mute. The Godfather starts
> > > > yelling at the accountant,
> > > >
> > > > "Where the hell is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
> > > >
> > > > The accountant does not answer. The accountant's secretary
> > > > rushes in and reminds the Don that her boss is a deaf mute
> > > > and cannot understand him, but she can interpret for him.
> > > >
> > > > The Godfather says, "Well ask him where my damn money is!"
> > > >
> > > > The secretary, using sign language, asks the accountant where's
> > > > the 3 million dollars.
> > > >
> > > > The accountant signs back, "I don't know what you're talking
> > > > about."
> > > >
> > > > The secretary interprets to the Godfather, "He doesn't know
> > > > what you are talking about.
> > > >
> > > > The Godfather pulls out a 9 millimeter pistol, cocks it, and
> > > > puts it to the accountant's temple, and says, "Ask him again...
> > > > where's my damn money!"
> > > >
> > > > The secretary signs to the accountant, "He wants to know where
> > > > it is!"
> > > >
> > > > The accountant signs back, "OK ! OK ! OK !
> > > > The money is hidden in a brown suitcase behind the shed in
> > > > my backyard!"
> > > >
> > > > The Godfather says, "Well... what did he say?"
> > > >
> > > > The secretary interprets to the Godfather,
> > > > "He says go to hell, and that you don't have the balls to pull
> > > > the trigger."  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re:  The Benefits of Sign Language

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Sun Jun 29, 2003 5:33 pm

LOL
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Re:  The Benefits of Sign Language

Postby Excel560 » Mon Jun 30, 2003 12:50 am

Ummm i dont get it
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Re:  The Benefits of Sign Language

Postby BFMF » Mon Jun 30, 2003 1:24 am

LOL ;D
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Postby stormy » Mon Jun 30, 2003 1:50 am

Ummm i dont get it

ya right .. in other words she hopes he kills the guy and then she gets to keep the money ;D
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Re:  The Benefits of Sign Language

Postby visitor » Mon Jun 30, 2003 11:48 am

Women is all ways a plotting to kill
men for their money, it born in them!!
They got it from their MOTHERS!!!

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Postby stormy » Mon Jun 30, 2003 2:35 pm

Women is all ways a plotting to kill
men for their money, it born in them!!
They got it from their MOTHERS!!!

X :( :(


hey it took more then just the mother to make that baby girl...  so men are not blameless..lol :P
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Postby BFMF » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:48 am

[quote]hey it took more then just the mother to make that baby girl...
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Postby stormy » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:53 am


if it wern't for some cases where women flirt and show off more of their 'goods' then they should in public, there may not be an end product ;D

It also goes for the guys that like to sweet talk all those girls, by saying things they know will get them into a certain place.. tsk tsk on male and female.. lets just shoot them all. and be done with it.......lol ;) ;D :P
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Re:  The Benefits of Sign Language

Postby BFMF » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:54 am

ok, so maybe both are a tad guilty ;D
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Postby stormy » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:59 am

ok, so maybe both are a tad guilty ;D

well glad to see you agree .. well done lad.. ok nighters im off to bed.. ,, be good Andrew ::) ::) :o ;)
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Postby BFMF » Tue Jul 01, 2003 2:04 am

be good Andrew ::) ::) :o ;)


What could I possible do ??? ::) ;D
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Postby stormy » Tue Jul 01, 2003 10:16 am


What could I possible do ??? ::) ;D

oh nothing i'm sure Andrew..  ::) ::) :P :o ;D ;)
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