Proper Profanity

[Scorpiоn]

There have been ten occasions in history in which use of the "F" word was completely appropriate:

10: How the ~ did you work that out? - Pythagoras, 126 BC
9: It does so ~ing look like her! - Picasso, 1926
8: You want WHAT on the ~ing ceiling!? - Michaelangelo, 1566
7: Any ~ing idiot could understand that! - Einstein, 1938
6: Scattered ~ing showers my ass! - Noah, (Unknown Date)
5: Where did all those ~ing Indians come from? - Custer, 1877
4: Aw c,mon!

[ChuckMajik]

Oh so true.

[ozzy72]

You missed some of my favourites;
Where is all that f***ing water coming from - Cpt. Smith of the RMS Titanic
I thought I could smell f***ing petrol - Nikki Lauda
I don't suppose its f***ing raining? - Joan of Arc
She's only a f***ing secretary - Cecil Parkinson
Let her f***ing drive - Cpt of the Space Shuttle....

Ozzy

[Maccers]

"He's ~ing got Nukes" :- T. Blair, last month

[BFMF]

One of my favorites:

Where the ------ are those tomahowks coming from? - Gen Custer and Saddam Husein

[BFMF]

And the last words out of both Mark & Ken will be:

Running out of ----- room for the wings!

[Tequila Sunrise]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BFMF]

And the last words out of both Mark & Ken will be:

Or something like:

What do you mean I can't fly through that ---- hole?!

[Bob Ebophalus]

forgive my ignorance, but who is nikki lauder?

[Lurch]

forgive my ignorance, but who is nikki lauder?

Nikki Lauda is an ex-Formula 1 driver who was badly burnt in a crash. Also,he's the owner of Lauda Air and now runs the Jaguar F1 Team.