Calling in sick for work

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Calling in sick for work

Postby Jordanick » Fri Mar 01, 2002 7:05 am

Calling In Sick

Chong calls in to work one morning and says, "Hey, boss I not come work  today. I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come to work."


The boss says, "You know, Chong, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."


Two hours later Chong calls, "Boss, I did what you say and I feel great,  I be at work soon. By the way - You got nice house."
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Re: Calling in sick for work

Postby BMan1113VR » Fri Mar 01, 2002 7:34 pm

lol ;)
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Re: Calling in sick for work

Postby 4_Series_Scania » Sat Mar 02, 2002 4:20 pm

;D Don't think I'll try it though.... My boss is married to a human gorilla..... SCARY!!!!
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Re: Calling in sick for work

Postby Polynomial » Tue Jun 10, 2003 7:02 am

HAHA THAT IS HILARIOUS
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Re: Calling in sick for work

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Jun 10, 2003 12:36 pm

LMAO ;D
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Re: Calling in sick for work

Postby Rifleman » Thu Jun 12, 2003 3:07 pm

So this time, its the boss's wife who's gonna give him the " Raise ".......... ::)
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Re: Calling in sick for work

Postby Craig. » Fri Jun 13, 2003 3:19 am

LOL :)
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