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Postby stormy » Wed Jun 04, 2003 8:36 am

;)ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

GOSSIP:
A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MYTH:
A female moth.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.

WRINKLES:
Something other people have.  I have character lines.

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Re: meanings

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Wed Jun 04, 2003 12:10 pm

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If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Re: meanings

Postby GreG » Wed Jun 04, 2003 1:28 pm

Well, Stormy, gotta hand it to you.  This is quite a good one. ;D

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Re: meanings

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jun 05, 2003 2:56 am

Sounds about right to me Wendy ;D ;D ;D
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Re: meanings

Postby BMan1113VR » Tue Jun 10, 2003 4:35 pm

was just about to post this joke. . .thank god i checked to see if it already was posted. . .good ones stormy ;)
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Re: meanings

Postby stormy » Tue Jun 10, 2003 6:50 pm

[glb]Thank you thank you.. as stormy bows for the joke...lol ;D ;D ;)[/glb]
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Re: meanings

Postby visitor » Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:44 pm

Stormy;

I was wondering what all noise to the
northwest was? Yer old bones popping
and snaping as you bowed ;D ;D

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Re: meanings

Postby visitor » Tue Jun 10, 2003 10:48 pm

Gee Stormy; put your glasses on!

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cute!

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Re: meanings

Postby stormy » Tue Jun 10, 2003 11:02 pm

[quote]Stormy;

I was wondering what all noise to the
northwest was? Yer old bones popping
and snaping as you bowed ;D ;D

Yours Truely;
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