The Burglary

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The Burglary

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Jun 05, 2003 6:05 am

I HEARD HIM TRYING TO BREAK IN.

I RAN TO THE CABINET GRABBED MY AUTOMATIC,


SLAMMED THE CLIP IN AND CHAMBERED A ROUND.

I WAS SCARED AS I SNUCK DOWN THE HALL TO THE BACK DOOR.

I ALSO GRABBED A FLASH LIGHT.

I OPENED THE DOOR AS QUIETLY AND AS SLOWLY AS I COULD.


I TIP TOED TO THE SIDE OF THE HOUSE WHERE I HEARD HIM STILL WORKING ON THE SCREEN.


I TURNED THE CORNER AND PUT THE FLASHLIGHT AND GUN IN HIS FACE


I YELLED HANDS UP!!! AS HE TURNED TO FACE ME

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Re: The Burglary

Postby x » Thu Jun 05, 2003 6:36 am

Aim careful :o
they're Bad
when wounded ;D

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PS: Real cute, would make a
good poster!
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Re: The Burglary

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Fri Jun 06, 2003 12:05 pm

awwwwwwww, cute
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee
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Re: The Burglary

Postby Hellhound » Fri Jun 06, 2003 12:46 pm

that is SO funny!! where'd you get that?
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well of course! i'm trying to hit them!

always fight fire with fire... because you get a bigger one!
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Re: The Burglary

Postby Threadkiller » Fri Jun 06, 2003 9:30 pm

lol cute! :D
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Re: The Burglary

Postby BFMF » Sat Jun 07, 2003 12:54 am

an automatic ::)
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Re: The Burglary

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Jun 07, 2003 5:50 am

an automatic ::)


Yep, that looks like one dangerous, vicious critter, might take several shots to stop him as he may be high on catnip.

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