Planning

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Planning

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jun 05, 2003 3:15 pm

As some here know my good lady wife is abandoning me for 3 weeks as she leaves the country on a course, and I thought I'd show you how proper planning for such events can help in these traumatic times....
First stock the fridge properly (Pete has admitted that his looks like this, what a hero!)
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Next alert your neighbours using appropriate signs
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Be prepared like all good boy scouts
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Make sure you can get home safely
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And finally make sure you have suitable survival clothes
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She leaves at 05.30 on Saturday, and I'm sorted ;D

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Re: Planning

Postby SilverFox441 » Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:06 pm

Strange....there seems to be some non-alcohol related items in your fridge. :(

Perhaps these are munchies and various types of suitable foods that go well with beer?
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Re: Planning

Postby x » Thu Jun 05, 2003 11:19 pm

Looks like a fine time for the vicker to
drop in :o :o

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Re: Planning

Postby Ronnie » Fri Jun 06, 2003 12:33 am

[quote]Strange....there seems to be some non-alcohol related items in your fridge.
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Re: Planning

Postby freadjr » Fri Jun 06, 2003 12:45 am

love the fridge 8)
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Re: Planning

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Fri Jun 06, 2003 12:00 pm

hmmmmm, my room when I get to strathclyde U.?
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