Be strong, honey

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Be strong, honey

Postby stormy » Tue Jun 03, 2003 11:24 am

[glb]Be kind to all out there....lol[/glb]
[glb]A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money
and guns but he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of
bed, ties him up on a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets
on top of her, kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the
bathroom.
While he is in there, t! he husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is
An escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time
In prison, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your
neck.
If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells
you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets
angry, he
will kill us. "Be strong, honey. I love you".

To which the wife responds,
"He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he
was gay and found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in
the bathroom.
"Be strong, honey. I love you too..." ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ::) ::) ::) :P :P :P ;) ;) ;)

[/glb]HE HE HE
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Re: Be strong, honey

Postby Maccers » Tue Jun 03, 2003 11:36 am

lol ;D
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Re: Be strong, honey

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Jun 03, 2003 1:47 pm

Eeek :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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Re: Be strong, honey

Postby stormy » Tue Jun 03, 2003 2:09 pm

Eeek :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

So is that your shocked I said this? or just really scared ......lol ;D ;D ;D ;D :P ::) ;)
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Re: Be strong, honey

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Jun 03, 2003 2:17 pm

ditto :o
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Re: Be strong, honey

Postby stormy » Tue Jun 03, 2003 2:38 pm

ditto :o


[glb]So was I being BAD for putting this in.. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  lol
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Re: Be strong, honey

Postby GreG » Tue Jun 03, 2003 6:17 pm

You must be thrilled he chose the guy instead of the babe stormy! ;D ;D ;D  Just kidding, don't know the truth yet. :-X

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