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Postby stormy » Wed May 14, 2003 11:20 pm

Subject: Moral of the story
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>
> > The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their
> > parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next
> > day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
> >
> > Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying
> > hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the
> > front seat of the pickup when we hit a bump in the road and all the
> > eggs went flying and broke and made a mess".
> >
> > "And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
> >
> > "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
> >
> > "Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Lucy?"
> >
> > "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat
> > market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only
> > got ten live chicks. And the moral to this story is, don't count
> > your chickens until they're hatched."
> >
> > "That was a fine story Lucy. Johnny do you have a story to share?"
> >
> > "Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my Uncle Bob. Uncle
> > Bob was a pilot in Vietnam and his plane got hit. He had to bail out
> > over enemy territory and all he had was a bottle of whiskey, a
> > machine gun and a machete. He drank the whiskey on the way
> > down so it wouldn't break and then he landed right in the middle of
> > 100 enemy troops. He killed seventy of them with the machine gun
> > until he ran out of bullets, then he killed twenty more with the
> > machete till the blade broke and then he killed the last ten with
> > his bare hands."
> >
> > "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did
> > your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
> >
> > "Don't Mess with Uncle Bob when he's been drinking."
> >  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o ;) ;D
> >
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Re: uncle bob

Postby BFMF » Wed May 14, 2003 11:57 pm

LMAO!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: uncle bob

Postby ozzy72 » Thu May 15, 2003 3:37 am

Nice one Wendy ;D I think I'll tell that one at work tomorrow ;D ;D ;D

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Re: uncle bob

Postby BHOFMX » Thu May 15, 2003 12:21 pm

Maybe we can get
: uncle bob

to moderate some of these forums

::)unsighed ::)
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Re: uncle bob

Postby stormy » Thu May 15, 2003 1:02 pm

Maybe we can get

to moderate some of these forums

::)unsighed ::)

Why do you think that ? ??? ::) we would all be in big trouble then..  :P
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Re: uncle bob

Postby Hagar » Thu May 15, 2003 1:12 pm

Nice one Stormy. It made me laugh anyway. ;)

Maybe we can get uncle bob to moderate some of these forums


Thought he already did. For Uncle Bob read Uncle Ozzy. LOL  ;D  :P
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Re: uncle bob

Postby stormy » Thu May 15, 2003 1:20 pm

[quote]Nice one Stormy. It made me laugh anyway. ;)


Thought he already did. For Uncle Bob read Uncle Ozzy. LOL
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Re: uncle bob

Postby John Noppe » Thu May 15, 2003 1:21 pm

LOL ;D

Luckely i dont have an uncle Bob ;D

Only i have a brother Bob ;D :P
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