[glb]The Scavenger Hunt
A woman answered her front door and saw a little boy holding a
list.
"Lady," he explained, "I'm on a scavenger hunt. I will earn a
dollar if I can get three grains of wheat, a pork-chop bone and
a piece of used carbon paper."
"Wow," the woman replied. "Who sent you on such a challenging
scavenger hunt?"
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[glb]"My babysitter's boyfriend."[/glb]