Hazard Materials Data Sheer

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Hazard Materials Data Sheer

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Mar 19, 2003 3:09 pm

Element: Woman
Symbol: WO2
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 55Kg, but known to vary from 45-225Kg.
Occurrence: Large quantities in urban areas, with trace elements found in most other areas.

Physical Properties

1. Surface normally covered in powder and paint film.
2. Boils at nothing, freezes for no apparent reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if used incorrectly.
5. Found in various grades, ranging from virgin material to common ore.

Chemical Properties

1. Affinity to gold, silver, platinum and all precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. Explodes spontaneously, without warning or reason.
4. Softens and takes on a rosy glow when soaked in hot water.
5. Greatly increased activity when saturated with alcohol.
6. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

Common Uses

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

Tests

1. Pure specimens turn bright pink when discovered in their natural state.
2. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
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Re: Hazard Materials Data Sheer

Postby Oso » Wed Mar 19, 2003 3:37 pm

VERY good!

Especially - -

5. Found in various grades, ranging from virgin material to common ore.
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Re: Hazard Materials Data Sheer

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Wed Mar 19, 2003 4:14 pm

LMAO, and ozzy its your turn to recieve a PITA award ;D
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Re: Hazard Materials Data Sheer

Postby BFMF » Wed Mar 19, 2003 4:20 pm

oh boy, this has already been posted countless times ;)
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Re: Hazard Materials Data Sheer

Postby asnamara » Wed Mar 19, 2003 7:39 pm

;D nice one ozzy..
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Re: Hazard Materials Data Sheer

Postby Squeek » Wed Mar 19, 2003 8:13 pm

great one

very true
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Re: Hazard Materials Data Sheer

Postby Iroquois » Wed Mar 19, 2003 8:39 pm

But wait! Chemical bonding is a major part of chemistry.
WO2 in rare cases can bond with other WO2 molecules but commonly bonds with the M3AN4 molecule.

Physical Properties
Element: Man
Symbol: M3AN4
Discoverer: Eve
Atomic Mass: Usually 80Kgs but American variety Man can have a mass of 150Kgs+.
Occurences: Large quantities in urban areas, particularly in garages and Home Depot.

Chemical Properties
1. Attracts easily to steel and gasoline. Also attracted to beer molecules.
2. Boils at nothing but never freezes, except in the presence of woman.
3. Melts in the presence of large electronics
4. Disolves easily in precence of WO2
5. Also tends to unknowingly give it's electrons to W02

Common Uses
Man has no common uses, other than to give electrons to woman.

Tests
Turns red hot in the presence of baddriverium.
Becomes highly stimulated when exposesd to electron-less WO2
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Re: Hazard Materials Data Sheer

Postby BMan1113VR » Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:28 pm

oh boy, this has already been posted countless times ;)

yup, but still pretty good ;)
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Re: Hazard Materials Data Sheer

Postby Squeek » Thu Mar 20, 2003 3:21 pm

and who cares how many times it has been posted some of use havent seen it and it is still funny as hell
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