Top Ten Signs You Have a Bad Airline Pilot

[Deputy]

10. You overhear him say on the intercom "Hey, Pedro, What's this gizmo do?"

9. For the past two hours, you've been going straight up

8. He says, "We're cruising at an altitude of 40 feet"

7. Co-pilot is sitting on his lap

6. When you take off he yells, "Weeeeeeeeee!"

5. At some point he announces, "Screw Chicago, Let's go find that Mars observer!"

4. He's wearing a Domino's Pizza uniform

3. Over P.A. you hear, "Heh, heh, heh, this plane sucks, heh, heh, heh"

2. As you get on the plane you recognize the pilot as the same guy who drove your cab to the airport

1. Keeps referring to the control tower as "Mommy"

[BFMF]

8. He says, "We're cruising at an altitude of 40 feet"

No, that's just a sign that Mark is the pilot in command

[Deputy]

No, that's just a sign that Mark is the pilot in command

Indeed. Sorry Mark, I have to agree on this with him.

-Brad  ;D  ;D

[ozzy72]

40 feet, more like 40 millimeters and looking at the ground above my head thank you very much

Mark

[Squeek]

if it is 40 feet and supersonic u know who it is (ME!!!)