Top Ten Ways to Annoy an I.R.S. Agent

[Deputy]

10. Instead of I.R.S., pronounce it "IRS"

9. Whenever he starts using his calculator, start yelling out a bunch of numbers.

8. Tape all your receipts up into a giant ball and then whip it at his head.

7. Pour a jar of honey of your W-2, let a bear loose in his office.

6. Be Leona Helmsley.

5. Tell him: "You know who makes a lot of money? That Oprah."

4. Keep saying, "1040, good buddy!"

3. Whenever he disallows a deduction, say "Oh, Mr. Gotti isn't going to like that..."

2. List his wife under "entertainment expenses."

1. Keep yelling "Hey, audit this!"

[Squeek]

funny and i dont even have to pay the IRS squate yet. dose anyone know if u have to pay the IRS if u are in the military?