AS I'VE MATURED.....(must read!!)

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AS I'VE MATURED.....(must read!!)

Postby Threadkiller » Wed Feb 26, 2003 8:22 pm

> I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is
> stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
>
> I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
>
> I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jacka$$.
>
> I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
>
> I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
>
> I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
>
> I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
>
> I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
>
> I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
>
> I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
>
> I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
>
> I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
>
> I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
>
> I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
> celebrities.
>
> I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
stupidity.
>
> I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your
> house, one of your kids/pets did it.
>
> I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
>
> I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from
> you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the
> real pains in the a$$ are permanent.

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Re: AS I'VE MATURED.....(must read!!)

Postby Iroquois » Wed Feb 26, 2003 9:07 pm

lol
Truer words were never spoken.  ;D
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Re: AS I'VE MATURED.....(must read!!)

Postby ChuckMajik » Wed Feb 26, 2003 9:29 pm

:D I agree.
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Postby OakRaiders » Wed Feb 26, 2003 11:51 pm

lol ;D
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Re: AS I'VE MATURED.....(must read!!)

Postby BFMF » Thu Feb 27, 2003 2:30 am

> I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.


This looks kinda familiar ;D ;D

All very true ;)
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Postby BMan1113VR » Thu Feb 27, 2003 6:38 pm

lol
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Re: AS I'VE MATURED.....(must read!!)

Postby Deputy » Mon Mar 03, 2003 1:55 pm

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your
house, one of your kids/pets did it.


That sounds about right. . .


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Re: AS I'VE MATURED.....(must read!!)

Postby Loafing Smurf » Mon Mar 03, 2003 8:58 pm

> I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.;D


Are you sure that works?
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Re: AS I'VE MATURED.....(must read!!)

Postby Deputy » Wed Mar 05, 2003 12:35 am

Pretty sure. Hey, I will even give you the number that she will call. What is it? 911?
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