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HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Postby stormy » Wed Feb 05, 2003 12:33 am

HOW OLD ARE YOU?
My Dad was cleaning out my grandmother's house and he brought me an old Royal Crown Cola bottle.  In the bottle top was a stopper with a bunch of holes in it.  I knew immediately what it was, but my daughter had no idea.  She thought they had tried to make it a salt shaker or something.  I knew it as the bottle that sat on the end of the ironing board to "sprinkle" clothes with because we didn't have steam irons.  Man, I am old.
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How Many Do You Remember??

Head lights dimmer switches on the floor Ignition switches on the dashboard Heaters mounted on the inside of the fire wall Real ice boxes [Ask your Mom about that] Pant leg clips for bicycles without chain guards.
Soldering irons you heat on a gas burner.
Using hand signals for cars without turn signals.
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Older Than Dirt Quiz Count all the ones that you remember -- not the ones you were told about!  Ratings at the bottom.

1.  Blackjack chewing gum
2.  Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water
3.  Candy cigarettes
4.  Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles
5.  Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes
6.  Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
7.  Party lines
8.  Newsreels before the movie
9.  P.  F.  Flyers
10.  Butch wax
11.  Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive - 6933)
12.  Peashooters
13.  Howdy Doody
14.  45 RPM records
15.  S&H Green Stamps
16.  Hi-fi's
17.  Metal Ice Trays with Levers
18.  Mimeograph paper
19.  Blue flashbulb
20.  Packard's
21.  Roller skate keys
22.  Cork popguns
23.  Drive-ins
24.  Studebakers
25.  Wash tub wringers If you remembered
0- 05 = You're still young
6-10 = You are getting older
11-15 = Don't tell your age,
16-25 = You're older than dirt!

Don't forget to pass this along -- especially to all your really OLD friends.
 


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Re: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Feb 05, 2003 1:44 am

Hmm Wendy, I won't tell my score but I think I'll go get some hair dye to hide the gray ones......

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Ps. Did Ken realise when he married you that you're were Miss Right? And did you warn him your first name was Always?
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Re: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Postby stormy » Wed Feb 05, 2003 1:52 am

UM MARRIED  DID YOU SAY MARRIED,,, NOT ME I'M NOT MARRIED...
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Re: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Wed Feb 05, 2003 8:57 am

I got 3 and I'm 16 ???
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Re: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Postby TJ_Gumby » Wed Feb 05, 2003 9:50 pm

5.  Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes  

There's a restaurant near me that has these.
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Re: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Postby stormy » Thu Feb 06, 2003 1:26 am

[quote]5.
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Re: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Postby Deputy » Thu Feb 06, 2003 10:06 pm

11-15 = Don't tell your age



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Re: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Postby BMan1113VR » Fri Feb 07, 2003 12:51 pm

ooh i must be getting old
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Re: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Postby stormy » Fri Feb 07, 2003 3:49 pm

[glb]NEVER ADMIT THAT YOUR GETTING OLD.. LOL ??? ??? ??? ??? ???[/glb]
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Re: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Postby Loafing Smurf » Fri Feb 07, 2003 8:09 pm

mmmmmm......candy cigarettes........mmmmmmm......unremoved paper......
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Re: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Postby darkhorse » Sat Feb 08, 2003 11:31 am

I got 6, and also remember the headlight dimmer switches being on the floor board.  But since that one doesn't count...

And I'm just 21.
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Re: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Postby stormy » Sat Feb 08, 2003 11:45 am

Thats scary  Darkhorse..maybe your name should be in the dark ages.lol
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Re: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Postby SilverFox441 » Sun Feb 09, 2003 11:48 pm

I remember thinking that the Kodak flashcubes (with 4 little flash bulbs) was the coolest invention yet. Then Polaroid came along with their little 6 flash rig.

I missed only 5...and I'm sure that 2 of those were because I live in Canada. :)
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Re: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Postby darkhorse » Mon Feb 10, 2003 1:39 am

Is that those little disposable flash things?  If so, then that gives me 7.  I wasn't sure if it meant the disposable type flashes or not.
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Re: HOW OLD ARE YOU?

Postby stormy » Mon Feb 10, 2003 1:55 am

Darkages showing "Darkhorse" BIG TIME" lolol
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