Today's top tip!

[ozzy72]

If you happen to work with any vegetarian ladies for the love of all things holy don't allow a discussion to start about Brazilian "All the meat you can eat" restaurants.
Sooner or later someone will ask the inevitable question and she'll respond "I'm a vegetarian, I don't put meat in my mouth" followed by much tittering and innuendo from the children in the office.
Guess we're not chancing the Brazilian place for the works Xmas do...

[Fozzer]

If you happen to work with any vegetarian ladies for the love of all things holy don't allow a discussion to start about Brazilian "All the meat you can eat" restaurants.
Sooner or later someone will ask the inevitable question and she'll respond "I'm a vegetarian, I don't put meat in my mouth" followed by much tittering and innuendo from the children in the office.
Guess we're not chancing the Brazilian place for the works Xmas do...

Perhaps she would mind the; "Two Veg", tho'?... ....!

Paul... ... ... ...!

[ozzy72]

The person who made that comment is currently sporting a handbag shaped dent in the top of his head

[Fozzer]

The person who made that comment is currently sporting a handbag shaped dent in the top of his head

.....its worth a a little bit of agony tho'..... ... ... ...!

Paul... ....!

[ozzy72]

Not really, we'd hidden one of the guys football trophies in her bag. Weight, approximately the same as a small car... ouch indeed