Paper Clips can be hazardous to your health!

[ShaneG]

I suppose this could have gone in the humor section as well.

[jetprop]

[quote] I suppose this could have gone in the humor section as well.

[Steve M]

And yet they still let carpenters play with nails..

[machineman9]

Meanwhile where I work:

Someone was able to draw blood from my arm in an epic whipping fight with cotton napkins. I should mention, there are several thousand napkins and many thousands of pieces of cutlery in that place. Lets ban them all!

Oh, I cut my hand on some broken ceramic too... Lets get rid of the thousands of plates, bowls, cups and saucers which we have there

[DaveSims]

Just like some people I know, you could lock them in a padded room with a ball bearing.  Come back 5 minutes later, and the ball bearing would be broken and they would be missing a limb.

[expat]

Further to the memo, all future operations will be performed with blunt paper scissors just in case the surgeon slips and cuts himself

Matt

[Fishbed7701]

Wow, they should ban granola bars too! I knew someone who's blood was  drawn by a flying granola bar!

[jetprop]

They should ban metal electricity-casing!(or whatever it is)I banged my head against one twice in a row(yes,that's true) and once blood got drawn!