Roast Pork (with crackling) for Boxing Day.
Roast Pork (with crackling) for Boxing Day.
Nurse Gladys dropping by, what a great Christmas you are going to have Fozzer![]()
Matt
Roast Pork (with crackling) for Boxing Day.
Nurse Gladys dropping by, what a great Christmas you are going to have Fozzer![]()
Matt
You cant beat a bit of; "Crackling" at Christmas, Matt.....
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...and Nurse Gladys Emmanuel fulfils all my desires, (as well as ensuring that I take my daily medication).......!
Paul......
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If you want a scary nurse can I recommend my mum? A terrifying creature who whilst on crutches beat up a builder and chased him out of his own house!
She was kicked out of the SS Waffen for being too scary!!!
She once gave a bloke a bed bath with a washing up sponge using the rough green side for feeling up one of the new nurses. She said he glowed like he'd got terminal sunburn. Needless to say he didn't interfere with any of the nurses again![]()
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Now you understand why I fear nowt and no one, when my mum takes the field whole Scottish regiments run-away
If you want a scary nurse can I recommend my mum? A terrifying creature who whilst on crutches beat up a builder and chased him out of his own house!
She was kicked out of the SS Waffen for being too scary!!!
She once gave a bloke a bed bath with a washing up sponge using the rough green side for feeling up one of the new nurses. She said he glowed like he'd got terminal sunburn. Needless to say he didn't interfere with any of the nurses again![]()
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Now you understand why I fear nowt and no one, when my mum takes the field whole Scottish regiments run-away
In the next few days I will be making shopping lists of all sorts of tasty foodstuffs from various markets, ready to spend hours in my kitchen with my trusty gas cooker, surrounded by pots and pans of all shapes and sizes, cooking some wonderful meals for myself...and anyone else who pops in!
Some of my happiest times of the day are spent in my kitchen, wearing my cooks apron and cooks hat, and cooking all sorts of tasty things to eat...
...and sipping a few glasses of Vino at the same time... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!
Paul....looking up some tasty recipes.. in my cook books......!
In the next few days I will be making shopping lists of all sorts of tasty foodstuffs from various markets, ready to spend hours in my kitchen with my trusty gas cooker, surrounded by pots and pans of all shapes and sizes, cooking some wonderful meals for myself...and anyone else who pops in!
Some of my happiest times of the day are spent in my kitchen, wearing my cooks apron and cooks hat, and cooking all sorts of tasty things to eat...
...and sipping a few glasses of Vino at the same time... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]...!
Paul....looking up some tasty recipes.. in my cook books......!
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