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"Invisibility cloaks" for tanks...

Postby hyperpep111 » Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:16 pm

...that make them look like cows. I was kinda amazed at the article about the military thinking that a herd of cows running down the battlefield at 40-50mph+ Wouldn't be suspicious at all to the enemy ;D ;D ;D :D.
But anyway, I'm still waiting for all the previous promises e.g the gunsight that sees round corners for the army ;).
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Re: "Invisibility cloaks" for tanks...

Postby machineman9 » Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:26 pm

But anyway, I'm still waiting for all the previous promises e.g the gunsight that sees round corners for the army ;).

Cornershot?

Anyway, MI6 and Q have had this technology for years installed on their Aston Martin Vanishes  ;D
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Re: "Invisibility cloaks" for tanks...

Postby todayshorse » Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:27 pm

Find a copy of the film 'Top Secret' for some military cow action. A classic ;)

http://www.spikednation.com/evideo/top-secret-cow-scene
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Re: "Invisibility cloaks" for tanks...

Postby machineman9 » Mon Sep 26, 2011 6:29 pm

Find a copy of the film 'Top Secret' for some military cow action. A classic ;)

;D Just keep out of the bull fields!
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Re: "Invisibility cloaks" for tanks...

Postby patchz » Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:02 pm

Udderly ridiculous. ::)  ;D
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Re: "Invisibility cloaks" for tanks...

Postby expat » Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:47 pm

...that make them look like cows. I was kinda amazed at the article about the military thinking that a herd of cows running down the battlefield at 40-50mph+ Wouldn't be suspicious at all to the enemy ;D ;D ;D :D.



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Re: "Invisibility cloaks" for tanks...

Postby hyperpep111 » Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:09 am

What's even more amazing is that They've been fighting in the middle east since the 80's-90's and they still haven't learned there are hardly/no cows in the middle east ::) ::) ;D ;D.
To tell you the truth I was in udder disbelief that article was true and then I saw the second picture :o. Good Job Military :o ::) ::) ;D
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Re: "Invisibility cloaks" for tanks...

Postby Fozzer » Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:26 am

The Manufacturers are now becoming invisible...>>>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15073105

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Re: "Invisibility cloaks" for tanks...

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:52 pm

I got into Top Secret! some years ago, even now it makes me roll around on the floor laughing like a drain!
I can never ever hear the Jaws theme tune again without thinking of the French resistance in the cow disguise ;D ;D ;D
To quote The Torch "mmmm yea, oh yeah, mmm, mmm, why are we always in such a bloody hurry all the time? Mmmmmmmm" ;D ;D ;D
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Re: "Invisibility cloaks" for tanks...

Postby hyperpep111 » Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:52 am

Ozzy, now slow down and say it in english :-? ;D.
I haven't watched jaws but i've watched twilight and that's scarier than anything Jaws can do ;D ;D
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Re: "Invisibility cloaks" for tanks...

Postby Bud Greene » Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:46 pm

Find a copy of the film 'Top Secret' for some military cow action. A classic ;)

http://www.spikednation.com/evideo/top-secret-cow-scene

GREAT movie! And that's no bull!
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Re: "Invisibility cloaks" for tanks...

Postby C » Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:49 pm

The Manufacturers are now becoming invisible...>>>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-15073105

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Yeah, well BAE Systems (note 1, they removed the "British" reference nearly a decade ago) have been going down the pan for decades. Amalgamating the aircraft production companies killed any competitive nature from the business (note 2), and amazing levels of greed in the upper echelons of the international behemoth that resulted, and incompetent procurement in the MoD has led to the situation now.

Anyway, on the aircraft side, only the Nimrod's been cancelled. It was BAES who shut down the civilian side - and it was their fault they weren't producing competitive aircraft (I refer back to note 2). For the last 20 years, the military side appears to have survived on lucrative middle eastern contracts (one thing they were better at than the competition!). :)
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Re: "Invisibility cloaks" for tanks...

Postby Fozzer » Mon Oct 03, 2011 10:14 am

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