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Kaljakellunta (Beer Floating)

Postby Webb » Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:16 pm

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Started in 1997, this finnish summer event has been going on for ten years already. What began as funny thing to do with small group of friends is now transformed into much larger event. This year
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Re: Kaljakellunta (Beer Floating)

Postby hyperpep111 » Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:00 pm

I don't even get how people like Beer. It stinks :-/. But I guess everyone has their preferences :-/.


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Postby machineman9 » Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:15 pm

[quote]I don't even get how people like Beer. It stinks :-/. But I guess everyone has their preferences :-/.


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Re: Kaljakellunta (Beer Floating)

Postby Webb » Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:18 pm

Everyone's first beer tastes horrible.

The second one, not so bad.

The third, you could learn to like it,

4 - 10,000 they go down real smooth.
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Re: Kaljakellunta (Beer Floating)

Postby patchz » Fri Aug 26, 2011 12:26 am

In the nanny state of the free and the home of the brave the cops would shut this down long before it ever started.

True. But if you look at the accident records for fatal and injurious boating accidents involving alcohol, it begins to make sense, just like making drunk driving illegal.
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Re: Kaljakellunta (Beer Floating)

Postby H » Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:45 am

Everyone's first beer tastes horrible
Certainly did... was bitter, don't like bitter.

The second one, not so bad
Was so... still bitter, don't like bitter.

The third, you could learn to like it*
Maybe*, but was put in a headlock when messing around; I was dizzy and didn't realize I was moving both of us until we went through the bathroom door and my fellow cohort immediately released me when we smashed the metal shower stall (Dad was not happy!). To alleviate the taste of the beer, I'd added whiskey to the beer. It didn't help... was bitter, don't like bitter.

4 - 10,000 they go down real smooth.
Don't go down at all... I'm sure they're still bitter, don't like bitter.

*In honor of the grandmother who died before my birth, I did learn to drink, not so much at a time, her favorite soft drink... how much Moxie do you have?  :P


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Re: Kaljakellunta (Beer Floating)

Postby Hagar » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:15 am

[quote]I don't even get how people like Beer. It stinks :-/. But I guess everyone has their preferences :-/.


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Re: Kaljakellunta (Beer Floating)

Postby hyperpep111 » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:34 am

In the nanny state of the free and the home of the brave the cops would shut this down long before it ever started.

True. But if you look at the accident records for fatal and injurious boating accidents involving alcohol, it begins to make sense, just like making drunk driving illegal.


Then I must avoid alcohol at all costs when I turn 18. [smiley=beer.gif] :D ;D.
But I seriously cannot stand it :-/.


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Re: Kaljakellunta (Beer Floating)

Postby hyperpep111 » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:41 am

[quote][quote]I don't even get how people like Beer. It stinks :-/. But I guess everyone has their preferences :-/.


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Re: Kaljakellunta (Beer Floating)

Postby BigTruck » Fri Aug 26, 2011 11:58 am

We do something similar here, we float down rivers on tubes with floating coolers full of beer.  Best part about it (besides the beer of course) is if you gotta pee, well, you know  ;D
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Re: Kaljakellunta (Beer Floating)

Postby CHUCK79 » Fri Aug 26, 2011 3:37 pm

In the nanny state of the free and the home of the brave the cops would shut this down long before it ever started.

True. But if you look at the accident records for fatal and injurious boating accidents involving alcohol, it begins to make sense, just like making drunk driving illegal.


Stupid is as stupid does though....according to this article there have been zero (0) injuries or fatalities in the entire history of this event. The laws
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Re: Kaljakellunta (Beer Floating)

Postby Hagar » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:05 pm

With the absence of common sense.....we have legislation ::)

Looks like someone over here has finally seen the light. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-14634289

I live in hope. ::)
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Re: Kaljakellunta (Beer Floating)

Postby CHUCK79 » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:23 pm

Yay!!!!....more laws/regulations to protect people from themselves........maybe they could just assign someone to hold our hands everywhere we go ::)
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Re: Kaljakellunta (Beer Floating)

Postby CHUCK79 » Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:46 pm

has anyone watched Idiocracy.....I see it happening every day :'( ;D
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Re: Kaljakellunta (Beer Floating)

Postby machineman9 » Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:25 pm

[quote][quote]I don't even get how people like Beer. It stinks :-/. But I guess everyone has their preferences :-/.


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