I Applied for a new job

[waspiflab]

http://www.jobstoday.co.uk/job/trainee- ... ahoo.co.uk

God help us all
I'll let you know how I get on

[ApplePie]

Good luck waspi.

[Fozzer]

Application for the post of Train Driver.

State previous occupation:

(a) Attending Rock Concerts. Meatloaf.
(b) Flying Simulated Aeroplanes. Microsoft FS9/FSX.
(c) Driving Simulated Trains. Railworks 2.

(Familiarity with Trains preferred).

Paul... ... ... ...!

[waspiflab]

Application for the post of Train Driver.

State previous occupation:

(a) Attending Rock Concerts. Meatloaf.
(b) Flying Simulated Aeroplanes. Microsoft FS9/FSX.
(c) Driving Simulated Trains. Railworks 2.

(Familiarity with Trains preferred).

Paul... ... ... ...!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTsvwBkVdKw LETS ROCK!!! meatloaf? BAH!!!

[H]

"NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE NECESSARY"

If waspiflab doesn't get the job, maybe I should apply...
Unfortunately, I'm on the wrong side of the puddle...
How much spare space is there in your shed, Foz?

8-)

[Fozzer]

"NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE NECESSARY"

If waspiflab doesn't get the job, maybe I should apply...
Unfortunately, I'm on the wrong side of the puddle...
How much spare space is there in your shed, Foz?

8-)

....if you think I'm moving the Sheep out of my Garden Shed just to accommodate you, @H....

...you are living in Baaaa Land!... )....!

Paul... ... ... ...!

[patchz]

"NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE NECESSARY"

If waspiflab doesn't get the job, maybe I should apply...
Unfortunately, I'm on the wrong side of the puddle...
How much spare space is there in your shed, Foz?

8-)

....if you think I'm moving the Sheep out of my Garden Shed just to accommodate you, @H....

...you are living in Baaaa Land!... )....!

Paul... ... ... ...!

You don't think they could share it Paul?

[Fozzer]

"NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE NECESSARY"

If waspiflab doesn't get the job, maybe I should apply...
Unfortunately, I'm on the wrong side of the puddle...
How much spare space is there in your shed, Foz?

8-)

....if you think I'm moving the Sheep out of my Garden Shed just to accommodate you, @H....

...you are living in Baaaa Land!... )....!

Paul... ... ... ...!

You don't think they could share it Paul?

Madam Sheep is very particular with whom she shares her affections, Larry... ...!

...trust me...

Paul.... ... ... ...!

[H]

...if you think I'm moving the Sheep out of my Garden Shed just to accommodate you, @H....
...you are living in Baaaa Land!... )....!

Obviously, I'd only be living in Baaaa Land after I was moved in.
Nevertheless, I get along quite well with most furry four-legged animals (not the best relationship with reptilians but there's a limited mutual respect). I discovered in the USAF that wool blankets provide decent insulation from the cold. Sheep are good lawn mowers and I can supply water and fertilizer (sp.) (although it may not match whatever you already have in supply); your lawn and garden should greatly benefit...

8-)

[Fozzer]

When it comes to final job selection, I often wonder how many enthusiastic Flight Simmers, Train Simmers, Truck Simmers, etc, etc, actually finish up employed in the same/similar type of job?

I was shocked at the lack of electric light around me (oxymoron)....
..so I became an Electrician... ... ...!

Paul..Electrical Engineer (Retired).... 8-)...!

P.S.
@H...I fear that your lack of understanding of the close relationship between lonely, bachelor, Welsh Hill Farmers and their favourite Ewe in their flock of Sheep is obvious.
But a full explanation of such an intimate association is to be discouraged on a Family Forum such as this....

..trust me... ... ... ...!

It is amazing, the different things that can occur on either side of the Pond....through the ages... ....!

... ... .. ..!

[C]

When it comes to final job selection, I often wonder how many enthusiastic Flight Simmers, Train Simmers,

I'm using that principle. In my next career change I intend to become Nigel Mansell, although less old tache and not quite as old. I reckon I've got a decade to become F1 world champion.

[Craig.]

When it comes to final job selection, I often wonder how many enthusiastic Flight Simmers, Train Simmers,

I'm using that principle. In my next career change I intend to become Nigel Mansell, although less old tache and not quite as old. I reckon I've got a decade to become F1 world champion.

At 6'4 I think your best sticking to le mans 

[C]

When it comes to final job selection, I often wonder how many enthusiastic Flight Simmers, Train Simmers,

I'm using that principle. In my next career change I intend to become Nigel Mansell, although less old tache and not quite as old. I reckon I've got a decade to become F1 world champion.

At 6'4 I think your best sticking to le mans

[fabiane]

Good luck!