Before the oil slicks there was the huricane..

If it doesn't fit .. It fits here .. - -

Before the oil slicks there was the huricane..

Postby Steve M » Sat May 22, 2010 7:05 pm

One lawyer found a way to educate the FHA..

Part of rebuilding New Orleans caused residents often to be challenged with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, sometimes making it quite difficult to establish ownership.

Here's a great letter an attorney wrote to the FHA on behalf of a client:
You've gotta love this lawyer ......

A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of property being offered as collateral. The title to the property dated back to 1803, which took the lawyer three months to track down. After sending the information to the FHA, he received the following reply.


(Actual letter):
"Upon review of your letter adjoining your client's loan application, we note that the request is supported by an Abstract of Title. While we compliment the able manner in which you have prepared and presented the application, we must point out that you have only cleared title to the proposed collateral property back to 1803. Before final approval can be accorded, it will be necessary to clear the title back to its origin."


Annoyed, the lawyer responded as follows:
(here's the actual letter):

"Your letter regarding title in Case No. 189156 has been received.  I note that you wish to have title extended further than the 194 years covered by the present application. I was unaware that any educated person in this country, particularly those working in the property area, would not know that Louisiana was purchased, by the U.S. , from France in 1803, the year of origin identified in our application.

For the edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the land prior to U.S. ownership was obtained from France, which had acquired it by Right of Conquest from Spain. The land came into the possession of Spain by Right of Discovery made in the year 1492 by a sea captain named Christopher Columbus , who had been granted the privilege of seeking a new route to India by the Spanish monarch, Isabella. The good queen, Isabella, being a pious woman and almost as careful about titles as the FHA, took the precaution of securing the blessing of the Pope before she sold her jewels to finance Columbus' expedition. Now the Pope, as I'm sure you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, and God, it  is commonly accepted, created this world.

Therefore, I believe it is safe to presume that God also made that part of the world called Louisiana .. God, therefore, would be the owner of origin and His origins date back, to before the beginning of time, the world as we know it AND the FHA. I hope you find God's original claim to be satisfactory. Now, may we have our damn loan?"

The loan was approved.
Image
User avatar
Steve M
Major
Major
 
Posts: 4765
Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:02 pm
Location: Cambridge On.

Re: Before the oil slicks there was the huricane..

Postby Mazza » Sat May 22, 2010 8:21 pm

;D ;D
Sunset Chasing...RULES
Image
AMD 9550 2.43 X4 - 2Gb RAM 800Mhz DDRII - Asus 4670
Corsair TX-750W
User avatar
Mazza
Major
Major
 
Posts: 2797
Joined: Sun Aug 05, 2007 12:10 am
Location: Melbourne, Australia.

Re: Before the oil slicks there was the huricane..

Postby patchz » Sun May 23, 2010 2:18 am

Actually, that story predates Katrina and apparently was updated to coincide with same. Which means, I heard it a long time ago. Having said that...


;D ;D ;D

It's still funny.

Image
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
User avatar
patchz
Colonel
Colonel
 
Posts: 10424
Joined: Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:33 pm
Location: IN THE FUNNY PAPERS

Re: Before the oil slicks there was the huricane..

Postby Steve M » Sun May 23, 2010 6:01 am

Yeah.. I assumed it wouldn't be 100%. Should of posted in Humour, I suppose.     :)
Image
User avatar
Steve M
Major
Major
 
Posts: 4765
Joined: Sun Aug 31, 2008 1:02 pm
Location: Cambridge On.

Re: Before the oil slicks there was the huricane..

Postby A-10 » Thu May 27, 2010 9:59 pm

would you say Louisiana is doomed to destruction  (H-cane Katrina, now the oil slick)?

what I'm getting at is take the previous history of this states destruction from hurricanes and who knows what else.
Shock Troop, Devil Dog, Blood Sucking War-Machine
User avatar
A-10
2nd Lieutenant
2nd Lieutenant
 
Posts: 121
Joined: Wed Nov 18, 2009 7:14 pm

Re: Before the oil slicks there was the huricane..

Postby DaveSims » Mon May 31, 2010 10:01 am

[quote]would you say Louisiana is doomed to destruction
User avatar
DaveSims
Major
Major
 
Posts: 2350
Joined: Sat Mar 02, 2002 2:59 am
Location: Clear Lake, Iowa

Re: Before the oil slicks there was the huricane..

Postby H » Tue Jun 01, 2010 6:23 pm

I sure wouldn't want to live somewhere where the ground moves, don't like the idea of that.
He says of our giant spinning top. :D


8-)
Last edited by H on Tue Jun 01, 2010 6:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.
H
Lieutenant Colonel
Lieutenant Colonel
 
Posts: 5525
Joined: Fri May 27, 2005 1:27 am
Location: NH, USA


Return to General Discussion

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 801 guests