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Postby H » Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:44 pm

I admit I don't give it high heed but I was told I should minimize a salt intake. Nevertheless, seeing the sale sign for no salt butter, I grabbed one for purchase without notice of brand nor container design. When I went to open it I was startled -- in big letters was the revelation that it had been whipped: it was assaulted!


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Re: Misrepresentation

Postby Fozzer » Sat Mar 06, 2010 1:55 pm

Electrifying!... :o...!

A Salt and Battery.... >:(...!

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Re: Misrepresentation

Postby patchz » Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:34 pm

'Tis sad, when a condiment is but a mere shadow of it's former self. I noticed the tails of the cows in the pasture were flying at half mast.
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Re: Misrepresentation

Postby Groundbound1 » Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:43 pm

An utter shame? ;D
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Re: Misrepresentation

Postby beaky » Sun Mar 07, 2010 1:12 am

I should move this to Humor, but that space is reserved for stuff that is... well, stuff that is actually funny.
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Re: Misrepresentation

Postby Fozzer » Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:04 am

[quote]I should move this to Humor, but that space is reserved for stuff that is... well, stuff that is actually funny.
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Re: Misrepresentation

Postby H » Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:07 pm

[quote]I should move this to Humor, but that space is reserved for stuff that is... well, stuff that is actually funny.
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Re: Misrepresentation

Postby TacitBlue » Mon Mar 08, 2010 3:26 pm

I like "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter", because sometime I like to be incredulous at breakfast.

Also, did you know that Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter?
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