

Paul what do you mean there are no Fairies (A small being, human in form, playful and having magical power) or Elves (fairies that are somewhat mischievous) at the bottom of your garden. They are always there, every garden has them.
No Father Christmas either...(The legendary patron saint of children). Of course there is Paul. :)
What no Aliens either, no UFOs, goodness gracious I wonder where the old girl came from then? :-X :o
Andrew you are not going to start World War Three with our space visitors are you? ;D
At least wait until we taste what kind of wobbly pop they have first. ;)
Quick...call out the Moderators, we got us a forum full of wannabe shooter uppers and a non believer or two in faries and eleves. I think I need a drink, now where did the old girl hide my bottle of wobbly pop this time. :-/ ::)
Cheers...Happy Landings...Doug