I need some T.V. / Girlfriend help guys.

[skoker]

Crash!?!!?!?   Honey what was that...


Nothing I just tripped...


...Remember how I wanted a new TV?

[Al_Fallujah]

why not just put your pants on and go buy a new TV?

edit:
(of course, there would be major consequences... but you'd have a new TV)

New TV,  but no nookie for a year?

[BigTruck]

You could always buy HER the new TV.  Women love it when you buy them gifts.  You should see all the payware aircraft I buy for my wife.  She doesn't have flightsim though so I just wind up installing them on my computer.  I buy my wife lots of beer too.

[Rich H]

[quote]You could always buy HER the new TV.

[tcco94]

Buy it online, then when it delivers act like you got a free new tv in a sweepstakes.

[Fozzer]

...now...Fozzer being of a certain age... .... ...my Television Licence is now free...

...but I still find that "Television" is just as bloody annoying as it ever was!... ...!

So, I still don't bother with it...and do "other things" instead*... ...!

Paul...My Radio is nice... ...!

*...guess!... ... ... ... ...!

[expat]

I am told that Coke and circuit boards don't mix at all...............Worked for me many many years ago when my Amiga was to expensive to fix

Matt

[TSC.]

Just go & get a new telly whilst she's at work. When she comes home just flatly deny that the telly has been changed, keep up the denial for a year or two & hey presto, she'll either stop asking, or she'll have left you (which will also stop all of the questions).

Job's a carrot.  [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

[Hagar]

Just go & get a new telly whilst she's at work. When she comes home just flatly deny that the telly has been changed, keep up the denial for a year or two & hey presto, she'll either stop asking, or she'll have left you (which will also stop all of the questions).

By that time you'll want a new telly so the whole process will start all over again.

[TSC.]

Just go & get a new telly whilst she's at work. When she comes home just flatly deny that the telly has been changed, keep up the denial for a year or two & hey presto, she'll either stop asking, or she'll have left you (which will also stop all of the questions).

By that time you'll want a new telly so the whole process will start all over again.

Oh she'll have left long before that Doug.  ;D

[Fozzer]

Just go & get a new telly whilst she's at work. When she comes home just flatly deny that the telly has been changed, keep up the denial for a year or two & hey presto, she'll either stop asking, or she'll have left you (which will also stop all of the questions).

By that time you'll want a new telly so the whole process will start all over again.

Oh she'll have left long before that Doug.

[Mazza]

Unplug it from the wall.... and destroy the Plug for the wall and say... Honey ummmmm It kinda caught fire while you were at the shop  ;)

[expat]

Here is a novel thought.................Grow a pair and go and buy a new TV.

Matt (dressed in a skirt and hoping his wife will let him go out to play/go the the pub)