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Postby Hagar » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:46 pm

A big hammer fixes most things. :)

I don't have one :(

Use your imagination. How about a house brick? ;)
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Re: I need some T.V. / Girlfriend help guys.

Postby waspiflab » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:47 pm

A big hammer fixes most things. :)

I don't have one :(

Use your imagination. How about a house brick? ;)

;Dfrom my house :-? I'm a sales man not a builder  ;D
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Re: I need some T.V. / Girlfriend help guys.

Postby Hagar » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:54 pm

A big hammer fixes most things. :)

I don't have one :(

Use your imagination. How about a house brick? ;)

;Dfrom my house :-? I'm a sales man not a builder
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Re: I need some T.V. / Girlfriend help guys.

Postby waspiflab » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:55 pm

Here's the sucker, see the wobble of DOOM!!!
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Re: I need some T.V. / Girlfriend help guys.

Postby scalper_old » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:55 pm

Lighter Fluid and a match... "hey babe it just caught fire, I knew i smelt sothing weird from the tv last night"
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Re: I need some T.V. / Girlfriend help guys.

Postby scalper_old » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:55 pm

Here's the sucker
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Re: I need some T.V. / Girlfriend help guys.

Postby waspiflab » Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:57 pm

A big hammer fixes most things. :)

I don't have one :(

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Re: I need some T.V. / Girlfriend help guys.

Postby Hagar » Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:00 pm

A big hammer fixes most things. :)

I don't have one :(

Use your imagination. How about a house brick? ;)

;Dfrom my house :-? I'm a sales man not a builder
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Re: I need some T.V. / Girlfriend help guys.

Postby waspiflab » Wed Jun 17, 2009 2:01 pm

ok I think I'll just take the fuse out the plug, she's a woman she's too stupid to know ;) ( I didn't say that ok.................OK!!!)
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Re: I need some T.V. / Girlfriend help guys.

Postby Brando14100 » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:26 pm

ok I think I'll just take the fuse out the plug, she's a woman she's too stupid to know ;) ( I didn't say that ok.................OK!!!)


She doesn't know about the forums, does she?  ;D ;D

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Re: I need some T.V. / Girlfriend help guys.

Postby skoker » Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:45 pm

If I were you I'd go all officespace on it! ;D
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Re: I need some T.V. / Girlfriend help guys.

Postby Anxyous » Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:10 pm

I can burgl you for free ;)

Or you could pour a gallon of water into it:

"I thought, I saw smoke coming out from the top, honey"

Oh! I know! Get a Wii with the baseball game! The rest outta follow shortly.

"It just slipped from my hand, honey!"
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Re: I need some T.V. / Girlfriend help guys.

Postby Travis » Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:46 pm

While the TV is off, pour some sort of syrupy substance down the vents in the back.  Then LEAVE IT ALONE!  Let her turn it on and think she did it!
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Re: I need some T.V. / Girlfriend help guys.

Postby Brando14100 » Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:06 am

[quote]While the TV is off, pour some sort of syrupy substance down the vents in the back.
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Re: I need some T.V. / Girlfriend help guys.

Postby SubZer0 » Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:54 pm

why not just put your pants on and go buy a new TV? ;D

edit:
(of course, there would be major consequences... but you'd have a new TV)
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