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Postby Steve M » Sat May 16, 2009 11:00 am

Proper timing is critical.....

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Re: The case of the " yellow geyser "

Postby expat » Sat May 16, 2009 11:38 am

Could have been a case of the steamed hot dog
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Re: The case of the " yellow geyser "

Postby Hagar » Sat May 16, 2009 11:42 am

So that's where they got the name from. ;D



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Re: The case of the " yellow geyser "

Postby Fozzer » Sat May 16, 2009 12:48 pm

The miscreants got off very lightly, bearing in mind that the California Legal system still promotes the Death Penalty for a serious crime such as peeing into a Yellowstone Park Geyser.

The most recent instance of urinating in a one of the prized Geysers caused the total collapse of the World Banking system, a Tsunami in South East Asia, the eruption of Mount Vesuvius, and my left sock to go mysteriously missing, so its always nice the know that the United States of America. treats these occurrences very seriously indeed, protects our way of life, and makes every effort to apprehend the Culprits, and to exert the full force of Californian State law onto them.

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Re: The case of the " yellow geyser "

Postby Steve M » Sat May 16, 2009 1:35 pm

;D ;D ;D If thier wrist watch was even one minute off, they may have gotten the ultamate enema, which was so popular among the screen stars a few rears back!

( I meant to say years back, but when I saw the typo, I just left it there )

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Re: The case of the " yellow geyser "

Postby BigTruck » Sat May 16, 2009 3:42 pm

The miscreants got off very lightly, bearing in mind that the California Legal system still promotes the Death Penalty for a serious crime such as peeing into a Yellowstone Park Geyser.

The most recent instance of urinating in a one of the prized Geysers caused the total collapse of the World Banking system, a Tsunami in South East Asia, the eruption of Mount Vesuvius, and my left sock to go mysteriously missing, so its always nice the know that the United States of America. treats these occurrences very seriously indeed, protects our way of life, and makes every effort to apprehend the Culprits, and to exert the full force of Californian State law onto them.

Paul....SFPD....a really big gun...and only one sock... ;)...!



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Are you thinking of Yosemite National Park Paul?   ;D
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Re: The case of the " yellow geyser "

Postby Hagar » Sat May 16, 2009 3:54 pm

The miscreants got off very lightly, bearing in mind that the California Legal system still promotes the Death Penalty for a serious crime such as peeing into a Yellowstone Park Geyser.

The most recent instance of urinating in a one of the prized Geysers caused the total collapse of the World Banking system, a Tsunami in South East Asia, the eruption of Mount Vesuvius, and my left sock to go mysteriously missing, so its always nice the know that the United States of America. treats these occurrences very seriously indeed, protects our way of life, and makes every effort to apprehend the Culprits, and to exert the full force of Californian State law onto them.

Paul....SFPD....a really big gun...and only one sock... ;)...!



When did they move Yellowstone to California?
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Re: The case of the " yellow geyser "

Postby a1 » Sat May 16, 2009 9:25 pm

One of the weirder things I have heard today. ;D
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Re: The case of the " yellow geyser "

Postby Fozzer » Sun May 17, 2009 3:15 am

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When did they move Yellowstone to California?
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Re: The case of the " yellow geyser "

Postby BigTruck » Sun May 17, 2009 4:00 am

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Re: The case of the " yellow geyser "

Postby H » Sun May 17, 2009 8:23 am

PS. I didn't realise that Jellystone Park actually exists. http://www.campjellystone.com/locations.html
For a long while. As a field tech, I used to service the vending and game machines at the one north of me in Ashland.

Now those were better days... more pay and much more scenic (travelled most of NH and into VT, MA and ME on a weekly, if not daily, basis).


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Re: The case of the " yellow geyser "

Postby patchz » Mon May 18, 2009 12:22 am

The miscreants got off very lightly, bearing in mind that the California Legal system still promotes the Death Penalty for a serious crime such as peeing into a Yellowstone Park Geyser.

The most recent instance of urinating in a one of the prized Geysers caused the total collapse of the World Banking system, a Tsunami in South East Asia, the eruption of Mount Vesuvius, and my left sock to go mysteriously missing, so its always nice the know that the United States of America. treats these occurrences very seriously indeed, protects our way of life, and makes every effort to apprehend the Culprits, and to exert the full force of Californian State law onto them.

Paul....SFPD....a really big gun...and only one sock... ;)...!



I found your sock Paul. Shoulda known it'd be one with a motorcycle chain on it. ::) ;D

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