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Postby expat » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:29 am

You have to hand it to them, the free publicity that they get is priceless
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Re: Ryanair

Postby Wii » Fri Feb 27, 2009 9:47 am

Ryanair at it again again again! ;D
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Re: Ryanair

Postby commoner » Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:19 pm

...mmm.....maybe all Ryanair passengers should invest in one of these.........complete with a little curtain to cover your embarassment  :P

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Postby JBaymore » Fri Feb 27, 2009 3:18 pm

If you are the entrepeurial type...... I'd book a flight with a carry-on full of cheap covered plastic containers, some lap-sized squares of cloth, and offer an "alternative service"...at least for the males.
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Re: Ryanair

Postby machineman9 » Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:14 pm

[quote]If you are the entrepeurial type...... I'd book a flight with a carry-on full of cheap covered plastic containers, some lap-sized squares of cloth, and offer an "alternative service"...at least for the males.
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Re: Ryanair

Postby tcco94 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:44 am

Just saw this on the news ::)
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Re: Ryanair

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 3:33 am

I'd just pee on the floor and tell them I was out of change ;D
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Re: Ryanair

Postby commoner » Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:57 am

I'd just pee on the floor and tell them I was out of change ;D



LOL...or tie a knot in it till you reach your destination... :-/

...on second thoughts if your destination is Tonghua in China.....better to pee on the floor.......Ugh!

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Re: Ryanair

Postby C » Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:50 pm

Don't blame them. Might stop drunken louts from having a skinful in the departure lounge on the way to/from the Costa del Chav/Stag weekend/chavball matches. :)
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Re: Ryanair

Postby expat » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:17 pm

Don't blame them. Might stop drunken louts from having a skinful in the departure lounge on the way to/from the Costa del Chav/Stag weekend/chavball matches. :)


They will just pee on the floor instead. Best way to shop them is to not let them board in the first place ::)

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2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Postby Hagar » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:17 pm

Don't blame them. Might stop drunken louts from having a skinful in the departure lounge on the way to/from the Costa del Chav/Stag weekend/chavball matches. :)

I'm sure you don't really mean that. Those drunken louts would just take a leaf out of Ozzy's book, or even worse, try opening the cabin doors to have a pee outside. :o ;D
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Re: Ryanair

Postby expat » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:26 pm

Don't blame them. Might stop drunken louts from having a skinful in the departure lounge on the way to/from the Costa del Chav/Stag weekend/chavball matches. :)

I'm sure you don't really mean that. Those drunken louts would just take a leaf out of Ozzy's book, or even worse, try opening the cabin doors to have a pee outside. :o ;D



Ah yes the old try and open the doors in flight trick...........you have a great chance of walking on water, but makes for a good headline ;D ;D

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Re: Ryanair

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:35 pm

After careful consideration I'd get a length of hose pipe and extend it under the seat of someone who was annoying me e.g. that screaming kid behind me or the fat git in front of me trying to break my kneecaps by bouncing around in his seat... then I'd use the pipe and they'd get the blame :evil
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Re: Ryanair

Postby expat » Sat Feb 28, 2009 2:38 pm

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"A bit of a pickle" - British translation: A catastrophically bad situation with potentially fatal consequences.

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Re: Ryanair

Postby pete » Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:17 pm

For those that didn't know, Michael O'Leary, the CEO of Ryanair was taking the piss when asked on the BBC 'how else will you charge your passengers?' ... It was taken seriously by some ... but I am sure he does not care at all .... Like expat said 'free publicity' ....

Cheap seat? I fly. Expensive seat? I buy cheap. It's why budget airlines survive (& will continue hopefully) I remember in horror the days when air fairs were literally sky high.

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