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Woman subdues suspected car thief with a wedgie

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Feb 18, 2009 11:58 am

Woman wields wedgie to subdue suspect


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SALT LAKE CITY - It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car.

Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, said she chased a man who broke into a co-worker's car, but he kept squirming away from her.

The third time, Morris grabbed hold of the man's boxer shorts and pulled. Salt Lake City police said she then she put a headlock on the man until help could arrive.

The man was booked into the Salt Lake County jail on suspicion of vehicle burglary, possession of stolen property and outstanding warrants.


Wonder if she had his shorts tied like a bow tie when the cops showed up..... :)

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Re: Woman subdues suspected car thief with a wedgie

Postby machineman9 » Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:12 pm

Wonder if she had his shorts tied like a bow tie when the cops showed up..... :)

I think the wedgie which stretches to over their head would have been a better solution.

Was it this person, by chance?
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Re: Woman subdues suspected car thief with a wedgie

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Feb 18, 2009 12:37 pm

Wonder if she had his shorts tied like a bow tie when the cops showed up..... :)

I think the wedgie which stretches to over their head would have been a better solution.

Was it this person, by chance?


Nope, said nothing about an elevator or wrestling moves.....lmao

She did do a first class job of kicking his ass and pinned him ta boot.... :o

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Re: Woman subdues suspected car thief with a wedgie

Postby Brando14100 » Wed Feb 18, 2009 1:54 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D

Things get stranger everyday.

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Postby expat » Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:06 pm

She should have gone for the Atomic Wedgy......up over the head and then hook it under the nose. This has two effects, rendering the assailant only able to tiptoe and blinding him ;D

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Re: Woman subdues suspected car thief with a wedgie

Postby Brando14100 » Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:09 pm

She should have gone for the Atomic Wedgy......up over the head and then hook it under the nose. This has two effects, rendering the assailant only able to tiptoe and blinding him ;D

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Also effective at rendering other areas uselsess.  :-X  :-/

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Re: Woman subdues suspected car thief with a wedgie

Postby Fozzer » Wed Feb 18, 2009 2:34 pm

...its a method they used in the "Olden Days" to convert Male Tenor singers into Counter-tenor Singers.... :o...!

...probably... ;)...!

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Over-tightened Trouser Braces* have a similar effect... :'(...!

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Re: Woman subdues suspected car thief with a wedgie

Postby Romulus111VADT » Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:03 pm

I imagine they would need a pry bar to extricate big Jim and the twins from the cave they were crammed in.....lmao

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Re: Woman subdues suspected car thief with a wedgie

Postby a1 » Wed Feb 18, 2009 5:35 pm

Awesome. ;D
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Re: Woman subdues suspected car thief with a wedgie

Postby Steve M » Wed Feb 18, 2009 6:13 pm

;D  The wedgy witch... fighting crime 24/7  ;D
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