I noticed this on the Ticker tape, I just love the last sentance.
Aviation liability
Matt
People Eating Tasty Animals.











I think every court, company, school, and well, anything where a group of adults make decisions, employ an average 5 year old. The job of this child will be to say something whenever he hears something silly.
Also in my world, the only costs incurred by the defendants in a case like this would be however much it costs them to have an intern drive to the court from the nearest office, say to the judge "The NTSB says it's not defective manufacturing or engineering, we aren't liable."
Maybe we should also have firing squads in court rooms to get rid of lawyers that file frivolous lawsuits like this and getting hurt because you got into an accident because spilled hot coffee on yourself while eating hot soup with one had, doing makeup/shaving with the other, steering with one knee, changing the radio with the other, and using a book to hold the gas pedal down...



I think every court, company, school, and well, anything where a group of adults make decisions, employ an average 5 year old. The job of this child will be to say something whenever he hears something silly.
Also in my world, the only costs incurred by the defendants in a case like this would be however much it costs them to have an intern drive to the court from the nearest office, say to the judge "The NTSB says it's not defective manufacturing or engineering, we aren't liable."
Maybe we should also have firing squads in court rooms to get rid of lawyers that file frivolous lawsuits like this and getting hurt because you got into an accident because spilled hot coffee on yourself while eating hot soup with one had, doing makeup/shaving with the other, steering with one knee, changing the radio with the other, and using a book to hold the gas pedal down...
Amen. Maybe instead of the firing squad, they could give the 5-year-old a gun, and tell the child "shoot anyone who says anything silly."
People Eating Tasty Animals.

I think every court, company, school, and well, anything where a group of adults make decisions, employ an average 5 year old. The job of this child will be to say something whenever he hears something silly.
Also in my world, the only costs incurred by the defendants in a case like this would be however much it costs them to have an intern drive to the court from the nearest office, say to the judge "The NTSB says it's not defective manufacturing or engineering, we aren't liable."
Maybe we should also have firing squads in court rooms to get rid of lawyers that file frivolous lawsuits like this and getting hurt because you got into an accident because spilled hot coffee on yourself while eating hot soup with one had, doing makeup/shaving with the other, steering with one knee, changing the radio with the other, and using a book to hold the gas pedal down...
Amen. Maybe instead of the firing squad, they could give the 5-year-old a gun, and tell the child "shoot anyone who says anything silly."
Here is another one Sue everyone just in case :-?
Again the last sentance, can anyone explain this one to me :-? :-?
Matt



Here is another one Sue everyone just in case :-?
Again the last sentance, can anyone explain this one to me :-? :-?
Matt
NTSB probable cause determinations are not admissible in evidence! 49 U.S. Code Section 1441(e). Private litigants must prove the cause of the crash to a jury without the benefit of the conclusions of the NTSB Accident Investigations.


I think every court, company, school, and well, anything where a group of adults make decisions, employ an average 5 year old. The job of this child will be to say something whenever he hears something silly.
Also in my world, the only costs incurred by the defendants in a case like this would be however much it costs them to have an intern drive to the court from the nearest office, say to the judge "The NTSB says it's not defective manufacturing or engineering, we aren't liable."
Maybe we should also have firing squads in court rooms to get rid of lawyers that file frivolous lawsuits like this and getting hurt because you got into an accident because spilled hot coffee on yourself while eating hot soup with one had, doing makeup/shaving with the other, steering with one knee, changing the radio with the other, and using a book to hold the gas pedal down...

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