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Female Space Mechanics??

Postby Fozzer » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:24 pm

Never let a Female Space Mechanic, with a funny name, loose with a 3/4 inch open ended Spanner....

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7737250.stm

You can now expect her Tool Box, full of various Tools, to shatter your windscreen on your next Picnic Outing to the Planet Mars, with the Family on board..... :'(...!

As of yet, there are no Mobile Space Windscreen replacement Service Vehicles in operation.
...or anything useful out there, like emergency recovery, for that matter... :'(...!

F....Taking my Holiday at sunny Brighton this year. Less chance of encountering a flying Tool Box on the trip...;)...!
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Re: Female Space Mechanics??

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:28 pm

In future news: House catches fire from flaming tool kit. ;)
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Re: Female Space Mechanics??

Postby Wii » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:39 pm

In future news: House catches fire from flaming tool kit. ;)

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Female Space Mechanics??

Postby Alejandro Rhodes » Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:29 pm

Oh Boy!!  a macho man would say Woman should stay home For cooking and laundry

LOL ;D ,I bet this same coment was repeatly say by many machos man in the world after watching this video,But if this would happened to a man? ,nobuddy would say anything huh? am I right? ;)

this has happen to me ,with gravity, no space suit,and cheap tools.. ;D
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Re: Female Space Mechanics??

Postby a1 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:51 pm

:o  It is always bad to let things fly out in space. :o
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Re: Female Space Mechanics??

Postby BFMF » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:57 pm

lol, did anyone watch monday night's episode of the 'Big Bang Theory'? ;D
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Re: Female Space Mechanics??

Postby a1 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:58 pm

lol, did anyone watch monday night's episode of the 'Big Bang Theory'? ;D



Kind of. ;D ;D
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Re: Female Space Mechanics??

Postby machineman9 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:54 am

Took her a minute to realise didn't it?

Gravity - Only works when you don't want it to.
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Re: Female Space Mechanics??

Postby Fozzer » Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:29 pm

It just goes to show that if items are not firmly tethered to the Space Station, they will drift off into space...

...the same goes for the Astronauts...

Maybe its about time that they had a little Space Motor-bike to recover wayward items, (Tool Kits etc), which have drifted off.....including Astronauts?... ::)..!

F...Spaced-out... 8-)...!
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Re: Female Space Mechanics??

Postby machineman9 » Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:54 pm

Or they should take advice from the high-up window cleaners... Just clip it onto you! Stops buckets and cleaning things falling... I don't see why it wouldn't work in space to stop equipment crashing back down on the rest of us.

Only problem with space motorbike is that if you fall off due to inferior space car drivers then you are left sliding along for quite a while. I would much prefer massive space bouncy castle. Reinforce it so it doesn't instantly explode and you can stay within your own space cacoon (and the tools bounce back!)
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