Discovery Channel funny

[Romulus111VADT]

Ok, so I'm in my bored out of my mind channel surfing mode last night. I happened to go pause a moment on the Discovery Channel and I hear this comment, "A fully grown mature gorilla's testicles are smaller than a human males."

I'm like WTF, so I'm intrigued to see what idiot is going to compare sizes. That and why the heck would anyone care.... :-/

I got to thinking, ok, just what kind of approach do you use to check the size? Do you stroll up to a full grown gorilla in the wild, whip out the ole Calipers and grab em' by the balls. Or do they try for the more romantic approach....lmao.

Either way, I think someone's in for a rough night....

[ShaneG_old]

Hope he brought lots of banannas!

[Romulus111VADT]

Hope he brought lots of banannas!

Yep and a couple of gallons of Banana Dacaries.....

[Steve M]

If one was with said gorilla, I dont think spending money on fruit and drinks will change the horrible ending.

[a1]

All for the quest of to gain knowledge.

[expat]

It is easy, measure your own, then go into the jungle, shout "look Tarzan", whip out your calipers, take a measurement or two. Then do a runner, leaving a couple of bananas where your feet where.  

Matt

[MWISimmer]

Anyone who can measure a wild Gorilla's cohonas quite clearly has bigger ones.

No contest.

[Steve M]

[Romulus111VADT]

Anyone who can measure a wild Gorilla's cohonas quite clearly has bigger ones.

No contest.

Oh Lord, Big Truck is gonna have something to say about that comment....lmao.

[Brando14100]

It's kinda' wierd, but I knew that from somewhere already. Probably from Discovery Channel, since that History Channel, and Nick At Nite (that's how they spell it, and yes I need a life) are all I watch. Oh wait, I forgot NASA TV.



No, seriously.

Oh wait, Science Channel too, and occasionally the Military Channel.

Oh, and sometimes NatGeo.

That's it.

I really need a life.

8-)

[Romulus111VADT]

Yea, they also said that Chimpanzees had larger nads than both gorillas and human males.

So now we know why Cheetah, the chimpanzee was always smiling and jumping up and down when Tarzan was nearby. He knew he had a bigger package..... [smiley=evil.gif]

Upon learning of this statement this lowland Gorilla made this comment-

[Brando14100]

Yea, they also said that Chimpanzees had larger nads than both gorillas and human males.

So now we know why Cheetah, the chimpanzee was always smiling and jumping up and down when Tarzan was nearby. He knew he had a bigger package..... [smiley=evil.gif]

Upon learning of this statement this lowland Gorilla made this comment-

8-)

[ShaneG_old]

[ozzy72]

Sometimes I worry about you Romulus

[H]

It is easy, measure your own, then go into the jungle, shout "look Tarzan", whip out your calipers, take a measurement or two. Then do a runner, leaving a couple of bananas where your feet where.

So you've done this, have you, went bananas and now your feet are where...?