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Postby ozzy72 » Mon Aug 04, 2008 3:47 pm

Now I've REALLY heard it all ;D ;D ;D
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7541675.stm
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Re: German police foreplay

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:26 pm

Better hope it can handle large calibers..... ;)
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Re: German police foreplay

Postby machineman9 » Mon Aug 04, 2008 4:53 pm

I thought bullet bras had been around since the 60's

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Re: German police foreplay

Postby a1 » Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:36 pm

:o


I wounder if that will catch on here in the US?
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Re: German police foreplay

Postby Romulus111VADT » Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:06 pm

Bet it would be quite a sight to watch them getting loaded ....lmao

They come in 38, 44, 45, 50, Caliber and then there's the golly whoopers, the 20mm, 30mm, 40mm..... :o
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Re: German police foreplay

Postby BigTruck » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:19 am

Bet it would be quite a sight to watch them getting loaded ....lmao

They come in 38, 44, 45, 50, Caliber and then there's the golly whoopers, the 20mm, 30mm, 40mm..... :o


My question is, do they come with a belt fed model?   :o
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Re: German police foreplay

Postby Fozzer » Tue Aug 05, 2008 9:37 am

Bet it would be quite a sight to watch them getting loaded ....lmao

They come in 38, 44, 45, 50, Caliber and then there's the golly whoopers, the 20mm, 30mm, 40mm..... :o


I wouldn't Mined Seaing a pair of these stuffed in there... :-*...>>>

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Re: German police foreplay

Postby Romulus111VADT » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:26 am

Bet it would be quite a sight to watch them getting loaded ....lmao

They come in 38, 44, 45, 50, Caliber and then there's the golly whoopers, the 20mm, 30mm, 40mm..... :o


I wouldn't Mined Seaing a pair of these stuffed in there... :-*...>>>

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Yea, but don't those things blow up if they touch. Hmm, might be a problem on those long moon lite nights....:-*

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Re: German police foreplay

Postby Fozzer » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:31 am

Bet it would be quite a sight to watch them getting loaded ....lmao

They come in 38, 44, 45, 50, Caliber and then there's the golly whoopers, the 20mm, 30mm, 40mm..... :o


I wouldn't Mined Seaing a pair of these stuffed in there... :-*...>>>

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Yea, but don't those things blow up if they touch. Hmm, might be a problem on those long moon lite nights....:-*

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Postby Vuikag » Tue Aug 05, 2008 8:32 pm

Bet it would be quite a sight to watch them getting loaded ....lmao

They come in 38, 44, 45, 50, Caliber and then there's the golly whoopers, the 20mm, 30mm, 40mm..... :o


I wouldn't Mined Seaing a pair of these stuffed in there... :-*...>>>

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Yea, but don't those things blow up if they touch. Hmm, might be a problem on those long moon lite nights....:-*

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...a pair of "those" which blow up bigger every time you touch them is O.K. by me!... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]...!

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Re: German police foreplay

Postby commoner » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:10 am

...mmm.....as I have grown older (and plumper) I think one of those would fit me better than the normal type "vest" ..I now have bigger t!ts than the wife :-X, and she's not behind the door.........with the latest obesity figures showing ever increasing bodyweight I suspect I am not the only one..........commoner ;D
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Re: German police foreplay

Postby Fozzer » Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:58 am

...mmm.....as I have grown older (and plumper) I think one of those would fit me better than the normal type "vest" ..I now have bigger t!ts than the wife :-X, and she's not behind the door.........with the latest obesity figures showing ever increasing bodyweight I suspect I am not the only one..........commoner ;D


Aren't we just lucky.... [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]..!

We have the benefits of "those", without all the expense and aggravation which normally "accompanies" them.... ;)...!

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Postby commoner » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:33 am

...LOL.....184lbs. BMI=26.4.........overweight!..... hence the manmamms......commoner :P
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Re: German police foreplay

Postby Hagar » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:51 am

Paul....157 Lbs....BMI = 24.5.... :)...!

http://www.nhsdirect.nhs.uk/magazine/in ... index.aspx

According to that gizmo I'm well overweight. Note that it's not accurate for anyone over 60. :P
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Re: German police foreplay

Postby expat » Wed Aug 06, 2008 4:51 am

I see another use................they have Polizei written on them. If your wife girlfriend is a police officer, get her to wear it to bed.............your one chance in life to F#+% the police over ;D

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