You think Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lilly has it hard

[expat]

The only way I can think of describing these parents are as six inches of stiff flesh with a purple bit on the end. They can't have a brain cell between them. Mind you she is not alone, Violence, Midnight Chardonnay, Number 16 Bus Shelter and a set of twins was named Benson and Hedges.

Talula-Does-The-Hula-From-Hawaii

Matt

[BigTruck]

Geez, you would think they were naming pets or something

[Romulus111VADT]

Sort of reminds me of an old indian joke -

"A boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look.

[expat]

[quote]Sort of reminds me of an old indian joke -

"A boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look.

[C]

Do they have nothing to do in NZ?...

[Romulus111VADT]

Do they have nothing to do in NZ?...

Nah, I have a buddy that lives on the south island and he says other than women, there's allot of sheep. An occasional iceberg that breaks off Antarctica the size of Rhode Island floats by and becomes a tourist attraction for a few weeks.

[TSC.]

A good argument for chemical sterilisation methinks.

Some people just aren't capable of being parents - not good parents anyway.

TSC.

[MWISimmer]

There are literally hundreds of variations on that joke..

"So why is my brother called George?"
"he was born on St. George's day"
"Why is my other brother called David?"
"he was born on St. David's day"
"And Andrew?"
"St. Andrew's day.. now will you quit the questions Pancake.."

[C]

"St. Andrew's day.. now will you quit the questions Pancake.."

[Mushroom_Farmer]

Do they have nothing to do in NZ?...

I would comment but it would have to be a political remark, so I better not.  

[TSC.]

Do they have nothing to do in NZ?...

I would comment but it would have to be a political remark, so I better not.