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Elementary rules on sausage cooking

Postby expat » Sun May 25, 2008 5:49 am

I was almost crying with laughter by the end of this article, but the stupidity of Man never ceases to amaze me.  ::) :-? :-/

Elementary rules on sausage cooking

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Elementary rules on sausage cooking

Postby pepper_airborne » Sun May 25, 2008 6:01 am

;D Cant stop ;D
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Re: Elementary rules on sausage cooking

Postby Fozzer » Sun May 25, 2008 6:28 am

EXCELLENT.... ;D...!

Fozzers Tip...

Always remove your trousers before attempting to barbecue your sausage...and avoid contact with flammable liquids.

Proper sausages are best slowly grilled, or gently fried in a frying pan, turning occasionally to ensure thorough cooking.

Never set fire to your Dinner in the garden, in the company of idiots...

...trust me...

...it will always end in tears...big insurance claims...

.....and Diarrhea... ;)...!

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Re: Elementary rules on sausage cooking

Postby commoner » Sun May 25, 2008 10:06 am

...mm...LOL...gives a whole new meaning to the word " HOTDOG"........commoner  ;D ;D
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Re: Elementary rules on sausage cooking

Postby BFMF » Sun May 25, 2008 12:40 pm

Kinda over did it with the fuel.... ;D
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Re: Elementary rules on sausage cooking

Postby a1 » Sun May 25, 2008 12:50 pm

;D


People's stupidity always amaze me.
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Re: Elementary rules on sausage cooking

Postby Apex » Sun May 25, 2008 1:44 pm

Petrol, uhh, isn't that gasoline??
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Re: Elementary rules on sausage cooking

Postby machineman9 » Sun May 25, 2008 4:00 pm

Could have been worse...



...They could have burnt those poor sausages too.




Maybe using firelighters would have helped, or indeed adding a bit more of the lighter fluid. Oh fun days of burning things.
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Re: Elementary rules on sausage cooking

Postby Groundbound1 » Sun May 25, 2008 4:08 pm

Speaking of stupidity and flammables....

I know that the majority of the world think we Americans can be
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Re: Elementary rules on sausage cooking

Postby ThomasKaira » Wed May 28, 2008 10:48 pm

From http://www.dumbwarnings.com: the top 25 stupidest warnings ever (samples)...

Unknown Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Unknown Blow Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

Tesco Fruit Juice Carton
On bottom side: "Keep Upright".

Moet White Star Champagne
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.

Child-Sized Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

Unknown Graduation Gown
Do not wash or dry clean.

Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone
The following is found on page 4 of the instruction book:

To place or answer a call, lift the handset.
To place a call, dial the desired number.
To end the call, hang up the handset.

Another gem, also on Page 4:
To put a call on Hold: Press "Hold".


God Bless America. :-[
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Re: Elementary rules on sausage cooking

Postby a1 » Thu May 29, 2008 12:29 am

From http://www.dumbwarnings.com: the top 25 stupidest warnings ever (samples)...


Child-Sized Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.





;D ;D ;D

Had me laughing pretty hard. :D
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Re: Elementary rules on sausage cooking

Postby Mushroom_Farmer » Thu May 29, 2008 12:45 am

;D


People's stupidity always amaze me.


Worse: People's stupidity never amazes me anymore, I just sit back, watch, and enjoy the show.  ;D
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Re: Elementary rules on sausage cooking

Postby expat » Thu May 29, 2008 1:07 am

Moet White Star Champagne
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.......

Warm Champers, just what every wedding, anniversary and assorted special occasion wants......now where is the barfing smiley?

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Re: Elementary rules on sausage cooking

Postby commoner » Thu May 29, 2008 4:33 am

....yes lol........these never fail to tickle me......they are on almost every thing you buy these days.........covering themselves against being sued I suppose......... ;D

...On a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle......"Unsuitable for children under 18 months old"........... ::) ... Presumably a two year old would find it a breeze........commoner ;D

(Yes I DO realize it really means it's a choking hazard... but I still prefer to see the funny side)

Wait a minute!...what has this got to do with cooking sausage  :-? :-/ ;D
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Re: Elementary rules on sausage cooking

Postby BFMF » Fri May 30, 2008 9:25 am

[quote]Wait a minute!...what has this got to do with cooking sausage
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