Got an itch

[expat]

Well don't scratch it if you are in Italy

I you need too, this could be the end of the world until you can.

Matt

[Fozzer]

...bleedin' Norah!... ... ... ...!

I've already started saving up for the Fines!.. ...!

Paul...A scratch a day, helps you work, rest, and play!......!

You cant beat a good-old grind, (in a Public Place)... ...!

...silly Italian Judges!... ...!

[Hagar]

Is nothing sacred? They'll be making bottom-pinching a crime next.

[Fozzer]

Is nothing sacred? They'll be making bottom-pinching a crime next.

....that would bring to a sudden end, my daily association with the lovely Sainsbury's Check-out Girls.... ...!

...arse!... ...!

Paul.... ... ... ...!

[Craig.]

LOL this quote made me laugh

Superstitious Italian men often hold or touch their private parts for good luck when they see a hearse or to ward off bad luck - the equivalent of touching wood in Britain.

I'm surprised Mr Fozzer didn't pick up on it.

[Fozzer]

LOL this quote made me laugh

Superstitious Italian men often hold or touch their private parts for good luck when they see a hearse or to ward off bad luck - the equivalent of touching wood in Britain.

I'm surprised Mr Fozzer didn't pick up on it.

...never fear, Craig.... ....

I take every opportunity to interfere with my Private Parts....
...dead bodies passing by....bad luck.....or whatever... ...!

(I cant get no Buggar else to do it for me!).... ...arse...!!

LOL... ...!

Paul... ... ... ...!

[Saitek]

Made me laugh, just trying to imagine doing that in front of my relatives (some of who, are always touching wood!). It is pretty indecent I suppose, but rather a petty thing to legislate on.