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The criminal fraternity

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:27 am

Once again demonstrates its ability to produce half-wits with style ;D

Two Australians have been jailed for a failed heist which left one of them with a bag of bread rolls and the other with a bullet in the backside.
Benjamin Jorgensen, 38, and Donna Hayes, 36, were sentenced to seven and eight years respectively for the robbery in a Melbourne restaurant.
During the robbery, Jorgensen grabbed what he thought was a bag of money - only to find it contained bread rolls.
He also accidentally fired his gun, hitting Hayes in the buttock.
Judge Roland Williams described the two, who had expected to steal takings worth about A$30,000 ($26,000,
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Re: The criminal fraternity

Postby beaky » Tue Jan 22, 2008 11:16 am

Gotta love a judge who will actually call a defendant a fool... ;D
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Re: The criminal fraternity

Postby BFMF » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:33 am

It's a good thing common sense isn't a pre-requisite for being a dumb criminal... ;D
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Re: The criminal fraternity

Postby Ashar » Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:47 am

LOL...How stupid they must have felt ;D ;D
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Re: The criminal fraternity

Postby spitfire boy » Wed Jan 23, 2008 12:49 pm

LOL...How stupid they must have felt ;D ;D


Metaphysical... were they too stupid to be capable of appreciating their stupidity? 8-)

Instead of fearing these two clowns, I suspect the people present would have fallen off of their seats with laughter. I mean, it must have looked like a bugs bunny cartoon or something in there... ;D ;D

In fact, I think this warrants a [smiley=biglaugh.gif]
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