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Postby mrjake2002 » Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:04 pm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/mers ... 253849.stm

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Re: Poor, poor man!

Postby C » Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:13 pm

Brilliant quote:

"I am in no way a violent person"


Amanda Monti, which bit of ripping off part of your ex-boyfriend's genitalia wasn't violent? :-?
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Re: Poor, poor man!

Postby EGNX » Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:38 pm

Oh my!...  :o The pain!  :o :-/

If my girlfriend were to do that to me she would end up in A&E with me! :P
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Re: Poor, poor man!

Postby cspyro21 » Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:55 am

Good lord.... :o :o
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Re: Poor, poor man!

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:12 am

We were talking about this case a few weeks back. Pretty unpleasant...
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Re: Poor, poor man!

Postby TSC. » Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:18 am

A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

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Re: Poor, poor man!

Postby J. » Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:49 am

heard about this before.... unlucky bloke...

but i dont care man or women, i would of hit her in the mouth!
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Re: Poor, poor man!

Postby DaveT » Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:50 am

Ouch!............................... :o

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Re: Poor, poor man!

Postby Dr.bob7 » Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:57 am

further proof of why to wear a cup while talking to a ex-girlfriend
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Re: Poor, poor man!

Postby Fozzer » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:20 pm

...Nah!...

...don't believe it.... ::)...

Pull the other one!... ;)...!

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Re: Poor, poor man!

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:28 pm

More like pull the only one ;) ;D
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Re: Poor, poor man!

Postby MWISimmer » Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:32 pm

More like pull the only one ;) ;D


LOL  ;D

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Re: Poor, poor man!

Postby Ashar » Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:09 pm

Ouch :o
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Re: Poor, poor man!

Postby Souichiro » Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:21 pm

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/the-bloodhou ... clyde.html

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Re: Poor, poor man!

Postby Al_Fallujah » Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:50 am

Wow.. ouch...
He is lucky she did not get them both... though I do not understand what she tried to do with it.

hmmm " That's yours"..  I guess there is not much more you can say as you hand someone back a severed testicle.

..."Are you sure its yours.... can you describe it...any particular identifying marks?"

Sry... the dark side of my humor.

In any case, by definition, an ex should certainly never has access to certain things: bank accounts, house keys... genitals.
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